I assume this is one of the ones that beth ostrosky dictated to him, as discussed on today's show: "OMG, dude!! I got you're amazing letter about your dog that is still going poo-poo in your house! Beth is sooo smart when it comes to taking care of animals. When we first got bianca she was going pee-pee on the orientals in the summer home so, after i fired them for causing bianca to pee-pee on them, i hired Raul to train bianca not to pee-pee or poo-poo in the house! Yay!! I think you'll be very happy with his rates (though he does require provate air travel...yay! for private planey-thingys!)...i will have someone as NSAL email you the number for Raul! Yay!! And don't forget, Happy wife, happy life! Yay!" Anyone else ever get a letter back from howard that appears to be written by a mentally challenged 12 year old girl!?!?