Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jun 27, 2012.
Yes you did Howard and here is the proof...
Fucking incredible thread, 5 stars, would read again
once just once
Technically, pinned to his hat.
I've got a yarmulke story. I'm not proud of it, but here goes..............
I was at an amusement park and a group of Jew-kids were running around. When I saw the yarmulkes pinned to their heads, I involuntarily laughed out loud; it was like a spasm-laugh. One of them turned to look at me. I felt like Winona Ryder laughing at the gay joke Christian Slater made at the funeral of the jocks, and the kid sister of one of the jocks turned around and looked at her, and Winona Ryder got all sad and started shoplifting.
I pretended to be coughing to help the kid not feel like such a freak, but I fear the damage had already been done. But really: who makes a kid wear a yarmulke to an amusement park? That's where roller coasters are!
Ok, since we're confessing, I think some kids saw an ex-girlfriend of mine performing oral on me in the woods. I can't be certain, though.
Ok, yes, I admit it: I once looked for a friend's MILFy mom's panties so I could sniff them. But I never found them.
PLEASE STOP THIS RELENTLESS INTERROGATION, DAWGSALOON!!!
Shut up you boring twit.
I shit in a yamulke once.
yamakas are no problem, what about the kids that have to wear the whole fedora and trench coat in the middle of a heat wave
Ignore the haters. I thought you were funny, Illuminati.
The first hater I rattled to the core with this...........................and this is just his pathetic idea of retaliation. I was trying to do him a favor, but he insists on proving my point instead.
The second and third I chalk up to being touchy, humorless Jews......................or shit mults.
Nope, still boring.
His Yarmulke just happens to have long ringlets of hair cascading from it.
I have a Yamaha, But I'm not about to pin it to my head. Sometimes I think I'm really missing out on a lot of Culture living in Calif. I've never seen anyone wear a Yarmulke in real life.
At first it looked like Howard was sporting a dome on the top of his head.
In CALIFORNIA? You must not be near Los Angeles then. Northern, I assume?
Do you think he pins it on there before the wig goes on his head?
According to Jaime Presley, Howard was "Slapped the Yarmulke."