Howard: "Yeah, I pinned a yarmulke to my head once..."

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Yes you did Howard and here is the proof...

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    :c
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Fucking incredible thread, 5 stars, would read again
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    once just once
     
  4. Peau de Soie

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    Technically, pinned to his hat. :)
     
  5. IlluminatiJones

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    I've got a yarmulke story. I'm not proud of it, but here goes..............

    I was at an amusement park and a group of Jew-kids were running around. When I saw the yarmulkes pinned to their heads, I involuntarily laughed out loud; it was like a spasm-laugh. One of them turned to look at me. I felt like Winona Ryder laughing at the gay joke Christian Slater made at the funeral of the jocks, and the kid sister of one of the jocks turned around and looked at her, and Winona Ryder got all sad and started shoplifting.

    I pretended to be coughing to help the kid not feel like such a freak, but I fear the damage had already been done. But really: who makes a kid wear a yarmulke to an amusement park? That's where roller coasters are!

    Ok, since we're confessing, I think some kids saw an ex-girlfriend of mine performing oral on me in the woods. I can't be certain, though.

    Ok, yes, I admit it: I once looked for a friend's MILFy mom's panties so I could sniff them. But I never found them.

    PLEASE STOP THIS RELENTLESS INTERROGATION, DAWGSALOON!!!
     
  6. Peau de Soie

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    Shut up you boring twit.
     
  7. SwingOnThis

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  8. Sickboy

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    I shit in a yamulke once.
     
  9. baby booie

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    yamakas are no problem, what about the kids that have to wear the whole fedora and trench coat in the middle of a heat wave
     
  10. Dainty Jainty

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    Ignore the haters. I thought you were funny, Illuminati.
     
  11. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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  12. IlluminatiJones

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    Thanks, Jainty.

    The first hater I rattled to the core with this...........................and this is just his pathetic idea of retaliation. I was trying to do him a favor, but he insists on proving my point instead.

    The second and third I chalk up to being touchy, humorless Jews......................or shit mults.
     
  13. Peau de Soie

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    Nope, still boring. :(
     
  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    His Yarmulke just happens to have long ringlets of hair cascading from it.
     
  15. Joe Bauers

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    I have a Yamaha, But I'm not about to pin it to my head. Sometimes I think I'm really missing out on a lot of Culture living in Calif. I've never seen anyone wear a Yarmulke in real life. :scratch:
     
  16. Daemon

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    At first it looked like Howard was sporting a dome on the top of his head.
     
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    tl:dr
     
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    In CALIFORNIA? You must not be near Los Angeles then. Northern, I assume?
     
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    Do you think he pins it on there before the wig goes on his head?
     
  20. Wangold

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    According to Jaime Presley, Howard was "Slapped the Yarmulke."