Howard yells at Beth for spending too much of his money

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  1. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    I could only make it through the first segment of Monday's show before giving up for the week, but is this the conclusion every else got from the Dr. Phil segment as well? Howard goofing on others for problems he in fact has in his own life.


    Howard can be very secretive by avoiding almost all conversation of his personal life, but he can be incredibly transparent when he talks to others about their problems. He'll often use his staff and guests to passive agressively vent about his own problems and insecurities.


    So I thought this was going to be the typical segment where he bashes Dr. Phil..... mostly because he is jealous of his success (and Oprah's, etc), but most of the segment turned into Howard ripping on the woman for spending too much of her husband's money.


    Why did this caller get the greenlight for air time Monday morning? Sounds like Howard is just using this caller to vent his frustrations with his own relationship.

    [HR][/HR]Below is the summary from marksfriggin..........

    The caller said that she was calling in because she was on the Dr. Phil show. She said she has a shopping addiction.



    Howard asked Amanda what she bought last. She said she bought some stuff out in Los Angeles and it was stuff she doesn't need. She said that Dr. Phil didn't let her husband talk when he was on the show. He just talked over him. Howard asked why her husband stays with her. He said she must give a wicked good blow job.


    Howard asked if she buys anything good. She said she buys purses and watches. Robin said she can't use it all though. Howard asked if she's so good looking that it all looks good on her. She said she's only 134 pounds. She said that she thinks she's good looking. Howard asked if they have kids. She said they do have adult children.


    Howard said they could solve this by saying that every time she buys something then her husband gets to cheat on her. She said she's not going to do that. Howard said he wants to tell the husband that. The husband got on the line and Howard asked if she's super hot or something. The guy said he doesn't know why he's still with her. He said he does love her. He said he asked her not to go on Dr. Phil. Howard asked how much money she's spending. He said that it's a lot but he's cut it off. He said it was probably $1000 a week. He said he took it all away from her.


    Howard said he had a conversation with his mom and she was saying that Suze Orman yells at people for going to Starbucks for coffee that's really expensive. Howard said just imagine having a wife spending $1000 a week.


    Howard told the husband his idea that he gets to fuck one of her friends when she spends money. Howard said that she has to sit and watch him fuck her friends too. Howard said she'll be frugal, cheap and stingy from now on. Howard said they should lock her up in chains.
     
  2. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    That's actually very perceptive...in the back of my mind I was wondering why they had that guy's call cued up 1st thing on a Monday with Howard prepared to go off on Dr. Phil. You're right, though- he was just venting against his cunt horse wife in a thinly veiled way....
     
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    Dr Phil can suck my salty balls :grad:
     
  4. beetlejosh

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    $1000 a week? Chump change!

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    No kidding! That must be some prenup. Grow a set and cut off her lines of credit, jeezus.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    only $1000 per week? Imagine how much beth spends. Must be thousands per day
     
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    Howard's mom thinks Starbucks is too expensive.
    Suzie Ormond says drinking Starbucks every day is like throwing money away.
    Howard says Beth drinks Starbucks every day.
    :gotmilk?:
     
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    What's he saying Robin ?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    She spends more than $1,000 a week and he knows it but probably low balled it because the real number would sound bad. The different coats she wears in every pic are way over $1,000. Same with her purses, and dresses. She got into this relationship for money, she's not spending just $1,000.
     
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    At this point , He's letting her spend money , so he can be alone with the Babysitter.
     
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    Amaaaazing how natural those boobs look...
     
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    Nice catch, sharpster! :up:

    It couldn't be anything else; the very first thing in the morning he just happened to have that call queued up, and he just happened to have his rap about it queued up, too, which just happened to overlap into allowing him to go to his Rae impression.

    :rolleyes:

    Listening to a half-a-billionaire impersonate his mother complaining about a $6 coffee?!?

    :nocheer:

    #disgraceful

    #breakingthestereotype

    #cheapj
     
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    Pretty cool post Sharpster, it could very well be true.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Howard earns how much per radio show? $400,000 or something? He's paid a million bucks per week by Sirius, and $400K per week by AGT.

    Who cares if Beth spends $50,000 per week? It's peanuts unless you love marbles.
     
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    1000 a week? Every Beth dress? 1 grand. Half her shoes? 200+ dollars. Every necklace and handbag? 1000+

    Beth has blown 5 grand on just 1 outfit for the day. The only thing she's blown since the wedding was Howard's bank account.

    "Blow jobs are demeaning, Robin."
     
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    beth deserves to spend anything she wants and more. imagine what it's like to live with howard.
     
  17. IlluminatiJones

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    Imagine where she'd be if she hadn't landed Howard.

    #leakyroof

    #backonthecamel

    You're acting like she's a bargain.

    You're acting like she's actually living with him.

    #5zipcodesaway

    [video=youtube;Ll6LLGePYwM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Ll6LLGePYwM[/video]
     
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    He's saying Howard, you're a sucker.
     
  19. Ashbeard

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    Ya I felt that whole thing was aimed at Beth as well.

    Then on satalite years they had the couple on talking about having a 2 headed baby because the woman was older and abortion talk from 2008.

    Artie called the couple out for being actors at the end and Stern didn't acknowledge it was a fake call. I'm sure he had those actors qued up just the same as the dr phil shopping woman.
     
  20. Ashbeard

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    I must admit I have laughed in the past at his parents stories about Jared and the car or the heat out. This time though it was so fake and not even funny. He was just bashing Beth, which I'm fine with, it just wasn't funny.