HowardCon: who would you go as?

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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    With the show bringing it back from the grave yesterday, it is time to ask the question ?

    If you attended, who or what would you be?
     
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    The Judge who slapped down his most recent lawsuit against Sirius..
     
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    Homeless guy so I could spit at him
     
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    Schmega Dildo. I'd leave a coating of tuna fish on it for week in the hot sun before arriving as well.
     
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    4-5 people listening to one radio.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I'd go as the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE. But i'm taller than her and my tits arent square and hard. I'd have to wear a false chin and forehead. I can make my eyes wonk.. but hurts and I'm afraid they will get stuck. I can wear 6 pairs of socks and put on size 12's. And I'd got to SPENCER'S and get some horseteeth. Goodwill has her clothes. I wouldn't shower for a week and wear a ton of fake tan..And then I spray myself with wesson oil to get that oily polish skank look. Then I would put on the MOOOOOOOSE persona..I'd tell stories all night that were from sitcoms but I would tell you it happened to me. I'd flail my arms and make faces while I talked non stop about how HOWARD STERN.

    fuck you mutt
     
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    Don't forget your arm-warmers.
     
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    A marble, SIM card, and the judge are perfect.
     
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    An ex-Kohl's underwear modeo, (aledgelly) coke head, flipper footed, man hands, slack jawed, wonkey eyed, boarderline retarded wannabe D-lister. That way maybe some big nose Jew would shower me with cash and a $52 million mansion in West Palm.
     
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    R. Kelly. I'd want to piss on people, an also be recognized by someone other than myself.