Howard's 2015 F-Marry-Kill

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  1. Rum Balls

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    Ellen DeGeneres

    Bradley Cooper

    5 Seconds of Summer

    I can't figure what he'd choose.
     
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    He'd probably marry Ellen 'cause she's got the biggest cock.
     
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    Good start
     
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    Ellen's gotta be jam tight though right, she ever had any cocks in there?

    Banging a chick w/ a jam tight puss who is crying because she doesn't really want to= just like prom night.
     
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    Wait, wait, wait...

    This is SO fucking easy. Here is the answer.

    FUCK: Bradley Cooper
    You know he finds him DELECTABLE

    MARRY: Ellen DeGeneres
    He already married one twat as a cover. Why not another?

    KILL: 5 Seconds of Summer
    Who the fuck needs these pussies around regardless of the fact that Hamptons Howie is blasting their music when he is sitting around on a Sunday sketching and painting because, you know, that's when he listens to music.

    And my prediction for the interview on Monday is that he won't know their names, won't know their songs, and won't know much about them except the fact that their pants are tight.

    Why does this show have to suck so hard? The mid-December announcement is six weeks away and I hope he goes away to repent and bowl and paint and give cats baths. Such a fag.

    I'm so angry today.
     
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    No
     
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    Hmm but 5 Seconds of Summer is his new love interest. They'd probably win out over Bradley Cooper.
     
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    No way. He loves that Bradley Cooper. I mean, I'm straight as a fucking arrow and I think Bradley Cooper is a handsome dude.

    I'm VERY jealous of where his cock has been.
     
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    She might take some huge dildos though...
     
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    Solid point.
     
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    True, but something tells me she's the type of dyke that know's her way around a strap on.

    Hell she might even be so twisted that she tucks it back.