Howard's 300 Yard Golf Shot - He Was Pranked by Kimmel.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tv910, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    From the discussions I've heard about this, it sounds like Kimmel took advantage of Howard's massive ego and conned him into thinking he's a great golfer. Howard keeps talking about hitting the yellow 300 yard flag but nobody ever heard of a driving range that has one - apparently they don't measure beyond 260 or 275 yards. EVERY person who has looked at the tape (even the ones who constantly kiss Howard's ass) says there's no way that drive went 300 yards, it went 150-200 at the most. Most people in the media ignored the story because they know Wiggy is a buffoon with no credibility who will do anything for attention but Jimmy made the delusional old man look like a total fool.
     
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    You can be assured that any word that comes out of the Wig[​IMG], is complete BS.
     
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    With that swing the ball went about 50 yards on the fly, and may have rolled another 50 yards.. thats it.

    Been golfing all my life.
     
  4. Bye You!

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    i've watched golf on TV and been to plenty of football games, and i know there is no way, with that faggit swing, that ball went the distance of three football fields.

    i am amazed at how insane Howard Stern is. :crazy:
     
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    Exactly. the swing is completely amateurish and week.
     
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    Consider yourself affidavitized! :mad:
     
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    Even Jon Hein is calling bullshit.
     
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    Wiggy embellishing a story and exaggerating his accomplishments? I'm shocked! SHOCKED!
     
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    Jay Thomas talked about it this morning and called Howard hitting a 300, b. s.
     
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    He invented exaggeration and embellishment.
     
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    WIGGY EXAGGERATES AND EMBELISHES! NO ONE ELSE! :pissed:
     
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    I'm happy this happened even the wig knows how stupid he looked this time. The best was during his backpedaling he said he didn't even know Beth was taping him. Because everyone just yells TWEET THAT! after a golf shot....
     
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    I've golfed maybe 15 times in my life, and I agree.
     
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    That's how I measured it in my mind, to-by football fields. They were finished taping and kissing his ass long before a 300 yard ball would have landed. The "flag" was probably a hazard marker or something like that. Howie LOVES to hear that he is wonderful. His reaction? Just like that of the late Kim Jong Il when he golfed one time. Claimed to get all holes-in-one so he was the best in the game and thus retired immediately. I love that they clowned on the clown.
     
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    I think Wigward doesn't know the difference between a foot and a yard.
     
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    He reacted like Gary the Retard would react if you told him he ran a 3 minute mile. Just repeating it, with no understanding.
     
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    Despite the wood that was massive, no way. As I said yesterday, It probably went 100 yards, aka 300 feet, and Howard got the fancy "jargon" mixed up. Because 100 yards is a good drive for a first timer.
     
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    Most of my knowledge of golf comes from video games. But I still know what a real golf swing looks like, how far 300 yards is, and have some common sense. There is no where near enough speed or power in that poor form swing to hit 300 yards. It might have went 300 feet (if that), but no way 300 yards. :facepalm: