Howard's 60 dollar sauce on side dinner

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Man Howard is getting bent over and fucked for and 8 dollar plate.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    add the 20 dollar tip and that am 80 dollars for Chinese take out!
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Sauce on side

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  4. JDDaBadAhz

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    Makes you wonder what that tool usually spends at Nobu.
     
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    I think he's ordering Chinee take out from Nobu.

    Plus what the fuck can he get? the Jews don't eat shrimp and they don't sell fish fried rice.
     
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    Beth cooks one engagement chicken and brings a marshmallow barf mixture to Rachel Ray...maybe she should spend less time on the red carpet and take a fricking cooking class

    (I bet she would if Nacho taught it)
     
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    You can easily spend $60 on Chinese takeout in the area in Manhattan where he lives.
     
  9. Tinman

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    When listening to Howard's bullshit, always subtract 20% from any story about spending money.
     
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    He orders top shelf. ShunLee is very good. Right next door to that is LycheeHouse which is better and costs less. There's also cheaper combination places where there's a steam table and you pick your selections but Howard ain't ordering from them, haha. I'm actually surprised I never see BO on the block b/c there's some salons and a few avenues over Manolo's.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    I heard that Ralph supplies Howchie with Man sauce on his chin for free.

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  13. sauce on side

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    So bland!
     
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    Holy shit, the appetizers at that place cost more than the full dinners at the place I go to! I hope the guys in the kitchen spit in Howard's food.
     
  15. bobartbooey

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    In general "sauce on side" makes little to no sense... sauce from Chinese food comes from adding a bit of corn starch/corn starch infused water to the wok...

    to have it "on the side" (rather than cooked with whatever is being stir fried) would mean woking up corn starch water :dontknow:
     
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    Well now we know what happened to the budget.
     
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    You have to love that if Hoard fires anyone, instead of him getting to pocket the marbles (or 112 as is shown in his last contract), Sirius charges for miscellaneous "construction costs"
     
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    How can someone with Howard's net worth not have a personal chef on call 24/7. Who the fuck would mess with food delivery when you can have a five star chef who could make any meal prepared fresh with the finest ingredients. Every Chinese restaurant even one as top shelf where Howard gets his food from has roaches and rats in the storage areas. It's a real problem in New York.
     
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    I loved how Robin acted like she was salivating over Howard's "steamed eggplant."

    Yeah, she'll have that with a side order of 10 million French fries.