Howard's 9 projects?

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Lately, Howard keeps repeating that he his production company had "9 projects sold". Any guesses as to what makes up the 9 projects? If they were all "sold", why did nothing ever come from them?
     
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    1. Beth talk show pilot
    2. Beth Mom Caves -CANCELLED
    3. Beth show with the gay guy from -CANCELLED
    4. Beth Nat Geo show where she kisses pigs -CANCELLED
    5. Beth Untitled Animoe Project
    6. Beth Cooking Show -CANCELLED
    7. Beth Reality Show -CANCELLED
    8. Beth/Katie Lee Real Housecunts of Long Island
    9. Beth How to Marry a Golden Jew advice show
     
  3. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Please don't make a mockery of this...
     
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    Butt Bongo Fiesta
     
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    You asked! 2014 will be the year Howard makes America fall in love with Beth O'Stern or he dies trying!

    He dies trying. :secret:
     
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    im sure they all include the tag line "Starring special guest Beff Stern"
     
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    9 NSAL Calendars.
     
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    To be clear, I believe he is referring to the production company he had in the 90's. (porky's, etc.)
     
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    he keeps mentioning one book that he defintely wants made.
     
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    Maybe, but remember: Howard lies. And just because he's "sold" 9 projects, does not mean any of them are gonna get made. It just means they are in development or someone optioned them. I promise you, at least one of them is a Beth O'Oats project...
     
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    he is talking abot the guys that do his wife

    plus the guy holding the camera


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  13. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I am sure it is a lie. I thought that was just assumed. I was just wondering which 9 he was lying about. I assume its porkys, doomsday, fartman, and some other horrible crap.
     
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    Wasn't Beth supposed to do a show called Gossip Cop? With Alec Baldwin? Am I remembering that right?
     
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    Doomsday and Fartman are DOA. Ship has sailed on both of those.
     
  16. Rob0729

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    Son of a Beach
    Howard Stern the High School Years - Spike TV bought the pilot, but Howard could never produce anything more than a sizzle reel because he wanted $1 million an episode for the budget from a then fledgling cable network
    Doomsday - UPN bought a pilot, but it never went into production. The excuse was that no one wanted a post apocalyptic comedy after 9/11
    He is probably counting Kane which CBS promised to buy, but never did
    Etiquette For Outlaws - Which was a reality show based on the comics of the same name. Showtime supposedly bought it, but never aired it
    Bob Schimmel Show - The WB suppsedly bought the pilot, but never aired it
    ABC Interview Show - According to Howard, ABC already bought the idea, but he backed out when he couldn't be part of ABC News

    I think I am stretching the truth of what "sold" meant by a heck of a lot and I still only come up with seven projects.
     
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    Close, I think it was called "Gossip Cock." It's where guys have to shove their cocks in her giant joker mouth to stop her from talking.

    You might think it'd be all fun and games for the guys, but have you seen those chompers? I think she accidentally circumcised a guy in the pilot!
     
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    Can't wait to see that one!

    The Kinison movie could probably happen, but clock's ticking on that one...
     
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    There is already a Sam Kinison movie in preproduction. Unfortunately for Howard, he let his rights lapse on that project and he cannot even sue for them stealing a story he has the rights to.

    http://splitsider.com/2013/08/josh-gad-to-star-in-a-sam-kinison-biopic/
     
  20. chuk

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    He can't sue or he can't win? Big difference in the Stern world...