Howard's anorexic, right?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by schnauzer, Nov 5, 2012.

  1. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    I know this is stating the obvious...but Jeez... Today's show was too fuckin' much for me. I had to whizz past the Christina Aguilera segment. Howard cuntiness was making me queezy. I thought then, maybe, he might have maxed out on body mass critiques. I was wrong.

    (Howard's comments on possible replacement AGT judges)

    Shannon Doherty "she's still hot, right? Has she gained weight?"

    Leann Rimes "i like that she's skinny, too. She goes on the beach in bikinis" Robin says "you can see her bones" Howard replies "you can see her bones, like, sticking through. That'd be hot, for her to come out half naked. 'Come out in your bikini so we can see your bones!' "

    Why didn't that :quote:forensic psychologist:quote:, Dale Yeager, mention anything about Howard's obsession with weight & fatness? All he went on about was the complex motivation for Howard's insistence on condom use. That conumdrum is easily answered with a rhetorical question -- who'd put their bare dick in a Saudi-funded, toxic-waste dump?

    Is asking Howard about his attitude towards his & other peoples weight banned at HSS? Because i don't recall it ever being brought up, properly.
     
  2. Dainty Jainty

    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    Yes, he's either anorexic or simply has a bad case of body dysmorphia in himself AND others!
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    manorexic
     
  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    He's 10 situps away from a young Dorothy Hamill.
     
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    He's super important in show business so he cant possibly let his belly fat hang over his pants.
     
  6. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Howard and his plastic rent a cunt are in no position critique anyone's looks and he makes himself look crazier every time he does it!
     
  7. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    he's a body dysmorphic adolescent ....concerned with his "belly" and "being thin".....he's absolutely out of his pretty little mind!
     
  8. WholeAssholeOut

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    it really sickens me how he is basically a bully towards women about their weight. no woman should be as thin as howard likes them to be. it's unhealthy and can cause serious long term damage to the body. WOMAN ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE BODY FAT, IT'S NORMAL!

    howard really hates women.
     
  9. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    Howard likes women with the bodies of 13yr old, athletic boys & the gentials of...never mind...let's just say there's no 'grass on the field' :whistle:...yet.
     
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    Hot red head
     
  11. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I can hear Howard now."if she lost 10lbs she'd be hot".
     
  12. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    yesth: to the original question
    that photo is scary :(
     
  13. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    He seems to associate a chick being skinny with her desire to "stay hot" for her man. So if a chick is super skinny that must mean she's really into her man and doesn't want to lose him. Why can't he just accept love, man??
     
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    MANorexic.
     
  15. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    The guy jogs, works out, and eats very little and STILL looks like that!

    Can you imagine if he didn't? What the hell would he look like?
     
  16. Yomama

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    This is one of the only times I actually feel sorry for Beth.
    She must feel intense pressure to be thin.
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard is obsessed with man-looking women that are anorectic.
    In the modelling world the use of amphetamine as weight loss drug is common. Almost all models use it.

    There have been many rumours about how Beth and Howard love cocaina. Its alleged that Howard started to use amphetamine to lose weight to AGT.

    BTW. Isnt it fun watching unmanly Howard? Howard have a personal trainer, he runs and have a personal chef. Still he only eat "half of portion of salmon". We all know what Howard should do. Eat real food. Lift some heavy weights. Howard starves of his mussels = why he looks like a chick. Howard also needs to take some testosterone. When men gets older, they produce more oestrogen and less testosterone. Less testosterone = gain wight, less sex drive and start to watch fag shows like AGT/AI.
     
  18. reno

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    Any man who eats a "portion of salmon" is as big of a fag as Richard Simmons.
     
  19. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    " a thin kimmel is no fun anymore. he wont split entrees."
     
  20. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    He is just getting old. Old people lose muscle mass when they age.