Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jan 8, 2015.
Beth is going shopping!
I wonder what amazing gift Square Tits McGee will 'buy' for the wigged one?
A lifetime supply of Depends.
Something tacky and tasteless, that's her specialty.
Seems like just a week ago we were exhaustively celebrating his last birthday.
At least this year Howard doesn't have to pretend he's celebrating his birthday at a Super Bowl party.
She'll pay an artist to paint watercolors with him.
I miss the chess hobby.
She'll give him a nicely antique framed, greatly enlarged, portrait of herself from her last vanity magazine cover, of course.
And a box of new modge-podge crayons, expanded edition.
I can't wait until next year. 62 is official social security retirement age, right? That's gotta be bugging the shit out of him.
A new saddle. I'm sure the old one she wears is worn out
man purse of course
This year he should hold it a month later, and in LA. He can set up a card table at the foot of the red carpet that leads to the Oscars ceremony, and celebrities can honor him on their way in.
I vote the following:
This snazzy $1,000 John Varvatos Cable Sweater Blazer and matching $300 Splash Printed Gauze Scarf.
Both will keep him warm this summer in the Florida mansion.
A Justin Theroux mask
How about a "Real Men Love Cats" t-shirt?
A life size picture of herself from some free ad mag cover... DUH