Howard's B-Day is in a week... What will Beth buy him with HIS money?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Beth is going shopping!

    I wonder what amazing gift Square Tits McGee will 'buy' for the wigged one?


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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    A lifetime supply of Depends.
     
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  3. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Something tacky and tasteless, that's her specialty.
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Seems like just a week ago we were exhaustively celebrating his last birthday.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    At least this year Howard doesn't have to pretend he's celebrating his birthday at a Super Bowl party.
     
  7. GoshGeeGolly

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    She'll pay an artist to paint watercolors with him.
    I miss the chess hobby.
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    She'll give him a nicely antique framed, greatly enlarged, portrait of herself from her last vanity magazine cover, of course.

    And a box of new modge-podge crayons, expanded edition.

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    I can't wait until next year. 62 is official social security retirement age, right? That's gotta be bugging the shit out of him.
     
  10. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    A new saddle. I'm sure the old one she wears is worn out
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    man purse of course
     
  12. Benjamen

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    This year he should hold it a month later, and in LA. He can set up a card table at the foot of the red carpet that leads to the Oscars ceremony, and celebrities can honor him on their way in.
     
  13. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    I vote the following:

    This snazzy $1,000 John Varvatos Cable Sweater Blazer and matching $300 Splash Printed Gauze Scarf.

    Both will keep him warm this summer in the Florida mansion.

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  14. BethSucks

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    OV Rapscallion

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    A Justin Theroux mask
     
  17. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    How about a "Real Men Love Cats" t-shirt? :haha:

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    Oh, wait.

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    A life size picture of herself from some free ad mag cover... DUH
     
  20. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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