Howard's babysitter fantasy takes a dark turn

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  1. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    No pun intended.

    I always thought those stories about the babysitter trying to seduce the dad were a bunch of BS. Apparently "Sha Sha" never got that memo. She also appears to have missed out on learning how to properly deal with rejection. :D

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    "Meet Shakieria Anquanette Shan Long.

    The 22-year-old Florida woman stabbed a man in the neck earlier this month after he declined her requests to have sex, police allege."




    http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/woman-denied-sex-stabs-man-687432
     
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  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Didn't know GHP was babysitting again to make ends meet
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    she should have just asked to taste his juice
     
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    Shakieria Anquanette.....are you fucking kidding me?

    It's just too easy.....:GL:
     
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  5. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Dude, an e-buddy of mine turned down sex from a porn whore and 3-4 years later she still h8s him and has websites w/ his baby mama and kids' names as the URL.
     
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  6. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Yikes. That'll get your attention. :jj:
     
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    Should have fucked her.
     
  8. Walrus

    Walrus Active Member VIP

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    At least that sounds romantic.
     
  9. AllAboutHim Ed

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    Very interesting situation, but I must ask why are you typing h8s like a teenage girl?
     
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    I think the pun was intended.

    :p
     
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  11. Mr Vengeance

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    If you're a black woman with a name like that, aren't you pretty much automatically relegated to the government cheese line?
     
  12. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Sha Sha. Is that anything like Kajagoogoo?

     
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    The Snork Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Attention? Hell that's a badge of honor!
     
  14. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Damn..........He didn't know how to use the Pimp hand.
     
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    :bigcry: i thought her name was a joke.
     
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    This is why I always get babysitters with references.
     
  17. wife is a whore

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    Just to annoy.
     
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    Did you say this took a dark turn because of the violence or the skin color?
     
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    There should be a law that requires the parent naming the baby to spell said name the same way three consecutive times. If unable to do so, they have to pick another name and so on and so forth. In a very short time, the hood will be filled with little Sues and Bobs.