Howard's babysitter fantasy takes a dark turn

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  1. Head Censor

    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    No pun intended.

    I always thought those stories about the babysitter trying to seduce the dad were a bunch of BS. Apparently "Sha Sha" never got that memo. She also appears to have missed out on learning how to properly deal with rejection. :D

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    "Meet Shakieria Anquanette Shan Long.

    The 22-year-old Florida woman stabbed a man in the neck earlier this month after he declined her requests to have sex, police allege."




    http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/woman-denied-sex-stabs-man-687432
     
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  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Didn't know GHP was babysitting again to make ends meet
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    she should have just asked to taste his juice
     
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    Shakieria Anquanette.....are you fucking kidding me?

    It's just too easy.....:GL:
     
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  5. wife is a whore

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    Dude, an e-buddy of mine turned down sex from a porn whore and 3-4 years later she still h8s him and has websites w/ his baby mama and kids' names as the URL.
     
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  6. Head Censor

    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Yikes. That'll get your attention. :jj:
     
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    Should have fucked her.
     
  8. Walrus

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    At least that sounds romantic.
     
  9. AllAboutHim Ed

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    Very interesting situation, but I must ask why are you typing h8s like a teenage girl?
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I think the pun was intended.

    :p
     
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    If you're a black woman with a name like that, aren't you pretty much automatically relegated to the government cheese line?
     
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    Sha Sha. Is that anything like Kajagoogoo?

     
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    Attention? Hell that's a badge of honor!
     
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    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Damn..........He didn't know how to use the Pimp hand.
     
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    :bigcry: i thought her name was a joke.
     
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    This is why I always get babysitters with references.
     
  17. wife is a whore

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    Just to annoy.
     
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    Did you say this took a dark turn because of the violence or the skin color?
     
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    There should be a law that requires the parent naming the baby to spell said name the same way three consecutive times. If unable to do so, they have to pick another name and so on and so forth. In a very short time, the hood will be filled with little Sues and Bobs.