Howard's Balls Sit Right Next to Him Every AGT Show

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by nearly.normal, Oct 12, 2014.

  1. nearly.normal

    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    2 2 Toothie Well-Known Member

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    Nowadays Beth is more of Howard's hemorrhoid, a pain in his ass.;)
     
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    Halloween Well-Known Member

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    ...and then runs home to add "self...audience member...America's Got Talent" to her IMDB page. I vaguely remember her attending some 'judge-only' dinner/meeting as well.
     
  4. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    "I hear Larry King's grandfather had jet black hair well into his 70s, Robin"
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    it is not working for me. I just get a Spanish commercial. anyone know what I could be doing wrong?
     
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    There is no defending being that neutered
     
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    Howchilla VIP Extreme Gold

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    Does Beth put camera shots of her in the audience on her IMDB page?
     
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    Beth keeps him in check, plus spends LOTS of his checks on handbags, expensive closets, and kitty litter!
     
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    can't.. Just can't watch it.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    thanks buddy!
     
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    good. i hope she bankrupts him.
     
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    It's a shit website. I tried to register so that I could leave a message of support for Howard and Beff in the comments section, but the site redirects you to - and won't allow you to leave - a legal agreement page upon which they've forgotten to include an "I accept" button. What geniuses.
     
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    i regret the 3 seconds i spent on that video before bailing
     
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    Strange how none of the other judge's significant others have to sit "right there". It has nothing to do with keeping him "in check". It's all about camera time.
     
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    We all like to kid about Beth's intelligence, or lack of, but you have to giver her credit for being smarter than Howard. She's played her part brilliantly. Howard truly is a sucker.
     
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    I suppose. But it's such a narrow skill set she possesses, I really have a hard time equating that to "intelligence" on any meaningful level.

    Strippers are often considered to be "good at math", but only to the extent that they can count the money coming out of your wallet.

    Beth has likewise developed a skill set while "modoeing" overseas which enhances her ability to separate men from their money. But even at that, I doubt Wiggy would have been taken in by her, were it not for the fact that she fills a very unique niche in the gold digger world. By virtue of having an androgynous body type and overall lack of femininity, being with Beff afforded Wiggy the opportunity to explore the fringes of his true sexuality, but in a way that would minimize any negative effects on his all important earning potential going forward.

    So, as expensive as Beff may be, a good pre-nup has ensured that she'll be far less expensive to Howchie's bottom line than completely coming out of the closet would have been - and in sleeping with her, he gets to dabble in homosexuality at the same time. I'd therefor say, in some twisted way, it's a win-win for him. And by extension, I give Beef very little credit for being intelligent, just extremely lucky and unremarkably opportunistic.
     
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    You're probably right. She's the product of her training. Like getting animals to do tricks. It doesn't make them smart just well trained.
     
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    They're really pushing the jealous of our love angle lately
     
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    Everything on her page is "uncredited" or "as herself". What's the point of even having an IMDB page? Oh yeah, attention whoring.


    America's Got Talent (TV Series)
    Herself - Audience Member
    - Los Angeles Auditions (2012) ... Herself - Audience Member (uncredited)
    - Episode dated 14 May 2012 (2012) ... Herself - Audience Member (uncredited)

    Howard Stern on Demand (TV Series)
    Herself
    - Howard Starts America's Got Talent (2012) ... Herself
    - Jillian Grace Pregnant (2008) ... Herself (voice, as Beth O.)
    - Howard's Engagement Party (2007) ... Herself (voice)
    - Artie's Party (2007) ... Herself
    - Howard's Mom (2007) ... Herself (voice)
    Show all 19 episodes

    Late Show with David Letterman (TV Series)
    Herself / Herself - Green Room Cameo
    - Brian Williams/Beth Ostrosky Stern/Court Yard Hounds (2010) ... Herself (as Beth Ostrosky Stern)
    - Episode #15.41 (2008) ... Herself - Green Room Cameo (uncredited)

    Why aren't there more Letterman appearances since she supposedly *cough* bullshit *cough* worked on the show?
     
  20. Mack29

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    I'll bet it's in Wiggy's contract/rider, that Whorsie gets some face time every show.