Stern Show Howard's beautiful egg plant parm story is on

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  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    This story never fucking gets old in terms of how fucking closeted he is.

    Tosses the spaghetti in the garbage. Tosses the bread in the garbage. Eats the shrimp and eggplant parm.

    What a fucking tool
     
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    Then ate an apple as he watched the bachelor. I never heard that part
     
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    "Fuck you spaghetti!"
     
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    Imagining it was a contests balls
     
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    Don't forget that all this faggotry happens at 4:30 in the afternoon.
     
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    A normal person would have asked just for the shrimp and eggplant when ordering.
     
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    regarding the shrimp. he first said he picked the shrimp out of the spaghetti and then threw out the pasta, but then said he orders the shrimp as a side so he can add it and also so they cant skimp out on the amount of shrimp he gets because "thats how they make their money"

    so this made me think, "did he add the shrimp and then pull them back out again before tossing the pasta into the trash. or did he lie and say he ordered the shrimp on the side, but actually it was a normal shrimp pasta dish?"

    and also how fucking cheap are you to say that you order shrimp as a side to get more because the restaurant robs you when you do not order this way. what a fucking maniac
     
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    And the cashews. You can't forget the cashews
     
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    in this case the quote was "after i ate, i laid in bed eating an apple and watching the bachelor"