Howard's "best" friends

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    barely even know him. It's sad how uneven his friendships are. Howard thinks that Kimmel, Dax Sheppard, and Kelly Ripa are his top 3 friends. The reality is, they are barely even acquaintances. If you asked those people, I bet Howard isn't even in their top 50.
     
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    His fault. I'm gonna go meditate now.
     
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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    He has no real friends.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard's only real friends, the ones he'll do anything for are named, Washington, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jefferson and Franklin.
     
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    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    howcie with any friends....... :facepalm:
     
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    Halloween Well-Known Member

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    It's because he's fucked in the head. All these years in therapy and he's can't even understand the concept of hanging out with friends.
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Keep the horse in the stable and he might actually gain a friend or two. Nah...that wouldn't work either.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    People are scared to be his friend - they know it's a matter of time before he asks them to invite Beth onto their show. And, if they refuse, they have to hear the asshole rant for the next few years.

    I've wondered if that's the real reason Howard hates Leno.
     
  9. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    sociopaths don't have friends....just people they use and toss aside as the move up the amazing ladder of amazing-ness
     
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    Haha. Funny cause its so true
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    "I'll keep it short and sweet.
    Family, religion, friendship... these are the 3 demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."


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    He's no longer friends with George, Abe, and Alexander. They are too poor for the hamptons. Ben is is only friend from this group.
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    *hint*
    he is jewish
     
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    Isn't Ralph his BFF?
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    [video=youtube;9Z2A6qJyURY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z2A6qJyURY[/video]
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Stern would have broken fingers if someone gave him that machine.
     
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    Dax was on Jay Leno's show a few months ago talking about how he and his friends hang out at Jay's house and share an interest in cars. That visit to the Hamptons where Howard spent the day having Dax & Kristen pose for "love set" photos so he could pretend to be a photographer probably ended what Wiggy thought was a friendship.
     
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    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I remember shortly after Dax stayed at his house, Howard was talking about his "friend" and he didn't know what show he's on.
    I know where all my friends work.
     
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    Dax also went on Kimmel and made fun of the "love set" photo session and sounded like he was creeped out by the whole experience.
     
  20. Beth Eats Hay

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    All of Greedy Howie's "friends" are on his payroll in some form...........