Howard's Biggest thorn in his ass?

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Howard's biggest thorn in his ass?

  1. Youtube

    7 vote(s)
    5.5%
  2. Lawsuit Judge

    29 vote(s)
    22.7%
  3. Ex Fans

    55 vote(s)
    43.0%
  4. Jay Leno

    3 vote(s)
    2.3%
  5. Beth

    34 vote(s)
    26.6%
  1. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    What is the Wigs greatest source of misery and over paid therapy visits? What drives him the most to that 12 ounce of Wine edge?

    Youtube- The web ignorant wigs attempt to wipe all of his material off of the largest video hosting site on the Web.

    Lawsuit Judge- The failed white collar heist of 300 million marbles that was foiled by a judge that could see through the greedy half billionaire bullshit.

    Ex Fans- You, me, all of us here. The others on that blasted twitter that remind him every day that he's an inept queen whose only joys in life are beautiful soups and Ralph.

    Jay Leno- The man that took one of his underlings and gave him a livable wage. Even though the man rode quietly into the sunset after a successful late night career with a bit of class, the Wig still finds some reason to remind his fans that Leno is an asshole.
     
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    His ex fans are. We hate him and know his secrets, and it's fun to hate him.

    He tried to piss on us, we shit on him.
     
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    Cat piss and a whorse
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I voted ex fans. Even though going on youtube and watching his older material is a big fuck you to him every time.
     
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    I like that! :hehe:
     
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    Lawsuit Judge. Wiggy will never get over someone taking away his marbles, even though he had nothing to do with getting them.
     
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    The general public is his biggest thorn.

    He hyped his shitty movie forever and it didn't even break 50 million. A constant commercial for his movie and it was only profitted about 13 million over production budget - forget advertising and whatnot.

    He hyped his shitty AGT forever and it is constantly declining in ratings.

    He thinks he is the biggest celebrity ever with his weird outstretched arms Christ pose when he walks on a stage - but NOBODY cares.

    Nobody.

    That has to bug him. The money has obviously not made him happy and he is not being celebrated as the radio rebel rulebreaker that he thought everybody would adore and admire.
     
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    Could you please add Beef as a response to your poll so that I can participate? :)
     
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    It is that people don't care about him, the ex fans bother him, too. The King Of All Buchwald Produced Media
    dropped AGT to its lowest 18-49 demo numbers and total viewers in show history. WIGGYleaks showing that Simon wanted to force Stern out, and successfully did, this season, is hugely embarrassing.

    it's over for him. I was going to say the lawsuit, but if he is miserable with 1 BILLION dollars, no lawsuit could help.

    His biggest personality flaw is his heinously uncomfortable sexuality and masculinity.
     
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    Not sure how to edit the poll @BethSucks
     
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    Done
     
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    H.D. TV
     
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    Can I vote for all the above?
     
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    This.

    It's been a long time since Howard didn't leave a project on his own terms.
    That had to hurt.
     
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    Time. No matter how much money he makes, he can't stop that ticking clock bringing him closer to the end.
     
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    I do think the Judge taking his marbles hurt him more than anything else. I believe that ruling played a large roll in Howard not even trying to make his show entertaining and also pushing him toward AGT.
     
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    even though he will deny it till he dies, he feels people blame him for not helping out Artie before the meltdown and the collapse!
     
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    It's actually his wig. It is a source of constant mental anguish and stress, particularly now as it is becoming more and more absurd and fans are calling him out on it. He spent his career making fun of bald men and wigs. The contrast between his wig and facial hair keeps growing and the screws get tighter every day.

    There is also the physical discomfort of having something glued to his head and the sweat, smell., and constant upkeep. He can't ever truly relax and be at peace as long as that is on his head and it is part of his "image." It is literally driving him mad and is the source of 75% of his dysfunction and misery.
     
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    He's got a $500,000,000 pair of tweezers to help him with any of those fake thorns.
     
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    I went for Beth.
    I think he's come to the realization that a tv career isn't going to happen for her and most people just don't like her.
    All of the dumb Animal Planet shows that he shelled out for her to be on were flops. You know that ate him up inside.
    Now his mansions reek from cat piss. She's flying around delivering kittens, hardly ever home, and when she is all she ever does is post selfies on the internet. He was hoping for someone to hop from hobby to hobby with him and ended up with someone who's hobby is collecting very expensive purses and blowing his marbles.