Howard's billionaire neighbors are right down the road

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    'Billionaire Lane:' From fashion designers to real estate tycoons and Wall street financiers who live on the East Coast's most exclusive 5-mile stretch equipped with a private beach and helipad

    As the nation's high rollers live it up in lavish, million dollar homes across the country, a five-mile stretch of The Hamptons proves to be one of the nation's most expensive addresses, home to the 1 percent of the one percent.

    South Hampton's Meadow Lane boasts a long stretch of private beach and a private helipad that can whisk residents to Manhattan in 20 minutes, Forbes reports.

    Dubbed 'Billionaire Lane' by Forbes, the only thing more impressive than the area's luxuries is its residents. The five-mile strip is home to the nation's elite from fashion designers and CEOs to real estate tycoons and hoteliers.

    n 2012, the median sale price of a home was just under $18 million, PropertyShark reports. While the strip of land's high-profile residents include celebrities, the waterfront stretch is mainly home to Wall Street financiers.

    David Koch, executive vice president of Koch Industries -- and New York's richest resident with a net worth of just over $42 billion -- has a seven-bedroom mansion on 'Billionaire Lane' valued at $23.2 million, Business Insider reports.

    Some of the residents even buy the already-lavish homes and step the luxury up a notch.

    Fashion designer Calvin Klein tore down a massive property in the area and built a glass-and-concrete mansion for $75 million, Business Insider reports.

    In 2014, Jimmy Tisch, CEO of Leows Corp. bought the 11-bedroom mansion where Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson filmed scenes of 'Something's Gotta Give' for $41 million, according to Business Insider.

    Anyone looking to live in one of the Hampton's most exclusive towns is in luck. A property with a tennis court and heated pool is on the market for just over $24 million -- crack open your piggy bank!


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  2. Mulletude

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    Jon Lovitz is a billionaire?

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  3. TheMercenary

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  4. RONNIE THE CLAW

    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to the revolution! Strange how I thought somehow we were all a part of this revolution with Wiggy.
     
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    I like the farmhouse feel of most of the houses but, if I had a billion dollars, I doubt that I would live in the Hamptons.

    Something about it is a turnoff, it seems boring and cold to me.

    And then, there's this, dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house.


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  6. Miss America

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    Vinnie Favale is a billionaire too?
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    Call me jealous, but what a bunch of ugly old fucks these people are.
     
  7. floplop

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    Mostly yids like him...
     
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    One rogue wave and...Poof! All gone.
     
  9. BethSucks

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    Calvin Klein builds a $75 million dollar house, the workers that make his bullshit clothes make a dollar a day.
     
  10. Onehourphoto

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    Only a handful of chimneys among all those houses. Obviously these people are not evolved.
     
  11. DogStar69

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    Never mind.
     
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  12. IPrankNoOneElse

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    Reminds me of the house from the Weekend at bernies movie [​IMG]
     
  13. A. Genius

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    If only it were so simple. These houses don't hold priceless irreplaceable artifacts or real family treasures for a reason. That reason being flood insurance. Which is a federal insurance program. When the house gets destroyed by flooding, they get the money back to rebuild even more. It's just an income scheme. But, it comes in handy if you do biz in NYC all the time, don't want to live in the city, and can be there in 20 min by helicopter. I'd do it if I had to.
     
  14. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Stately Seinfeld Manor with the baseball diamond.

    http://nypost.com/2004/06/01/seinfeld-hits-home-run-builds-ball-field-at-hamptons-pad/

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    Jerry Seinfeld’s massive overhaul of the sprawling East Hampton estate he bought from singer Billy Joel is now nearly complete – the Mets megafan has built his own baseball field. The 10 1/2-acre spread, purchased for a song – er, $32 million – four years ago is now worth at least $50 million, say East End experts, who cite the near-complete teardown of Joel’s digs, the extensive construction and improvements made for Seinfeld, the secluded beachfront site, and today’s soaring real-estate market.
     
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    Probably 5 rooms have shit in them the rest are empty waste of fucking money
     
  16. Margos

    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    Right down the road from "Stalag Beth" as per Beth Fan Page.
     
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    Category 5 direct hit
     
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    My friend just delivered a package there and texted me to google it, he has a baseball field as his front lawn. I expected something small. Jerry's got what looks like a full-sized ball park going on!
     
  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Agree completely. Cold.
     
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    I hope these fuckers don't expect tax payers to pay for this shit when a hurricane or tidal wave washing them out to sea. Fuck em !
     
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