Howard's boss nearly killed by female burglar

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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  2. BethSucks

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    Good thing she didn't break into Howie's place, he'd have kicked her ass then clandestinely ruined her career.
     
  3. HorsetoothBeth

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    He would have shot her with his hidden glock 40 and pissed on her dead body.
    Or grabbed his wigs and hid in the panic room.
     
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    howard would have sent bianca to investigate the noise
     
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    I pick the second. It's been said he has a CC permit, but yet he runs from a street person when they spit on Beffy. :weird:
     
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    he was shitting bricks
     
  7. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    If you have Simon Cowell's money why wouldn't you have a security detail stationed outside your home 24/7. Does anyone think Howard doesn't have elaborate security at his home in the Hamptons. If you watched 60 minutes yesterday the CEO of Chrysler and Fiat has security with him around the clock. CEO's of multinational corporations are at risk of kidnapping. The guy goes around in a bulletproof limo with I'm sure anti-terrorist counter features.
     
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    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    He DOES have a security detail. They failed.
     
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