Howard's Busted Lies

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Saw a thread the other day that showed howard getting completely busted in a lie. Somethlign along the lines of sworn affadavits that clearly showed howard holding both sides of the "im just an employss / Im a fucking partner" argument.

    Then there's the video clip of Howard clearly stating that he will never dream about workign anything less than a full schedule M-F and feels that he owes that to his fans. Fast forward a couple years and his contract is released, clearly showing that his schedule was set to reduce the day he signed with Sirius.

    What other lies are out there that have:

    a. Clear proof showing howard making the arguments
    b. Clear proof absolutely rebutting the arguement(s)

    Evidence cannot be shaky... it has to be clear enough that even one of those Uh Uh Uh board members can agree with it.

    You also have to make the case that Howard unambiguously claimed what you're proving he lied about.
     
  2. Gay Howard

    Gay Howard Active Member

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    Nose job. He swore on everything holy before he finally admited it.
     
  3. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    Said he would never have someone fired or mess with their job. Admitted to doing so multiple times.
     
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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Howard is a lying sack of shit. As long as you keep that in your thoughts when you listen to the show you will be just fine.
     
  5. DogStar69

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    The problem was Sirius. He said he had to work 5 days a week on Krock or his fans would get mad at him. He needed the listeners for the ratings to make the most money.

    Now he doesn't need listeners and pisses on his fans. He is guaranteed 2 to 3 times as much as he was making at Krock and it doesn't matter if anyone listens.
     
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    2005. Terrestrial radio and satellite radio don't compete.

    2008. Terrestrial radio and satellite radio compete.
     
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    Sound advice.
     
  8. beaverbucks

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    Said Beth shops out of bargain bins.
     
  9. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Didn't he say he doesn't take helicopters to the Hamptons?

    Does calling Robin thin count?
     
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    Years ago he said he would never apologize for the gunshot sound effects while doing the story about singer Selena getting blown away, then did it on the air in bad spanish
     
  11. Yeahnolisten

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    Says he knocks it out of the park every day.
     
  12. Engaged Chicken

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    How about a few months ago when Robin said she ran into him at the dentist. He said "Dentist? Oh, yeah. Dentist. I was there having my teeth cleaned."

    :ulol:
     
  13. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    "Beth was a successful, working model when we met. she has her own money."
     
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    Priceless :lmao:
     
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    Just not her own doorman or ceiling...:facepalm:
     
  16. racerx

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    only a fool bought into that tho. he worked 5 days because his employer mader him, like almost everyone else who works 5 days
     
  17. Big Biscuit

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    I think he's said several times that his hair is "completely natural". That to me means absolutely no enhancements at all.
     
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    "I've always been a big supporter of the gay community."
     
  19. Big Biscuit

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    Now if he would just change the word "supporter" to "exploiter", he'd be a little closer to honesty.
     
  20. JaredWD

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    Well, Howard claims he doesn't understand guys who are into feet... but...

    ... he asks nearly every female guest to model their shoes/feet
    ... used to tickle girls' feet in studio (Belinda Carlisle, Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Hispanic chick named Ana, the bit w/ yaqi the tickler etc etc)
    ... did a bit where Hank gets his toes sucked
    ... did a bit with some gay guy massaged KC's feet.

    ... and of course... Howard got on the ground to kiss these feet in Private Parts
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    Howard's been in denial his whole career by lying about his blatant foot fetish. My guess is, his mom and sister used to make him massage their feet when he was younger, and that he would get raging hard-ons in the process... which still traumatizes and excites him to this day.