Howard's checklist for a great sexual partner

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  1. SteveZoo

    SteveZoo Well-Known Member

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    During the Jan 7 news segment with Robin, Steve Kroft's fetish for drinking champagne out of his girlfriend's ass came up. Howard then listed his sexual fantasies and desires:
    Super loving, hot passionate kisses.
    Definite hand job, blow job stuff.
    Lots of different positions, dress up in outfits.
    LOVE dirty talk.
    Into different positions (again).
    Occasionally grab your cock and stick it into their ass (not a must).
    Start at 3:17:00
     
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    "Has dick."
     
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    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    He sure makes Ralph work hard for that paycheck.
     
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    And yet he has claimed Beth does none of this stuff

    I bet he is miserable, what married guy isn't after awhile let's all be honest here
     
  5. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    He should be able to find a man to comply with that list after BeffO finally gets her lawyer to nullify the prenup.
     
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  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Beth hates all of that, no?
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    didnt listen but ill just assume thick beercan cock is #1 right?
     
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    eh...not true....it depends, I've been married 10 years and it's all good...
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Sooooo, head isn't degrading to women this week? Tough to keep up with Howard's ever changing "stances."
     
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    Super loving, hot passionate kisses.
    If you have seen the photos of Howard and Beth kissing, you know there is zero passion in those kisses.

    Definite hand job, blow job stuff.
    Howard has said many times on the air that Beth "...doesn't like oral sex."

    Lots of different positions, dress up in outfits.
    Once again Howard has admitted on the air that "...Beth isn't into that sort of stuff."

    LOVE dirty talk.
    According to Howard, Beth doesn't like to talk during sex.

    Into different positions (again).
    Again, "...Beth isn't into that stuff."

    Occasionally grab your cock and stick it into their ass (not a must).
    Howards homosexual fantasy.

    Any way you look at it Howard is in a completely passionless/loveless marriage.

    Phoney wife. Phoney life.
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Plus blowjobs are degrading to women.:grad:
     
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    I thought handjobs were for teenagers?
     
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    They're for anyone with hands, silly.
     
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    This may be my favorite post of yours.
     
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    Merci, ma cherie.
     
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    How are you? I feel like we haven't gabbed in ages.
     
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    "Has dick, won't talk"
     
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    Hiya Odd. Been well?
     
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    "foreplay not needed"
     
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