Howard's Clean Obsession Bullshit...

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  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    The more I think about it, Howard's clean obsession is all bullshit!

    Have you ever been to someones house where their pets live in the house? You walk in and smell piss, cat boxes, pet odor, and there is cat hair and dander EVERYWHERE!

    All we see are pictures of Horse face with a stupid long hair'd cat, that means their place must be full of dander and hair. Then bulldogs are known for not being able to control their piss or their drooling, so they leak and drip all the time.

    They both don't look like the type to vacuum their house several times a day, so they must have someone come in and do it, if we are to believe that he is really obsessed with being clean.

    Now I get it, when Howard always says that celebs come over and then they never hear from them again, now we know why! I've been to people's houses where they "love" animals and treat them like children, those places smell and are disgusting! I'm sure that stupid fuckin dog is allowed to come and smell everyone and leave drool streaks all over your pants. Then you sit on the piss and drool stained sofa and get cat and dog hair cling'd to your clothes.
     
  2. ilovebacon

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    Beth sits on the furniture with her whole asshole hanging out! :secret:
     
  3. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Howard is not a germaphobe. I don't know why, but he wants to be one.
    I have first hand knowledge of such things, and he can't even talk a good game. He has no idea what it's like.

    Howie Mandel is the real deal, though.
     
  4. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    dunno if ya heard ..but howies a phoney..has been his whole career
     
  5. racerx

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    i think that he thinks its funny, ala richard lewis.
    but you are right. remember he still used his chair after the alleged incident. even a normal person would have thrown it away
     
  6. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    They have fulltime live in staff at both the castle by the sea and the combined penthouses. Their every want and need is seen to. I'm sure the second a single strand of fur falls from one of the pets it is vacuumed up before hitting the floor.
     
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    ya but there's a pic of the cat on the kitchen table. which is why i won't eat at peoples houses who own cats
     
  8. Dominic GPS

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    WHAT CAT HAIR?

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    Howard used to make fun of people who let their pets sit on the furniture and I remember him giving Gary a lecture on how unsanitary it is for a dog to lay on your bed. He's going senile and can't keep his stories straight in addition to the fact that he's always been a liar.
     
  11. Hersh

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    This is one thing I relate to stupid on. It's not germs, it's more of cooties. You pick and choose your filth. It's like you take out your spoiled aggression on people. You never really relate the 'germs' to animals, dirt, or things. It's just people you choose to alienate for selfish reasons.
     
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Didn't Howard used to scratch his balls then smell his fingers?.
     
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    My friend has a full grown rottie and his place is always clean and never smells. Greatest dog in the world, I went to see him today and brought him some doggie treats and his favorite snack, french bread.


    Sneaky bastard, I gave him a piece of the bread then set it down to show my friend something and the dog takes the bread piece I had for him and sneaks away. I love the sneaky bastard. I gave him another piece of bread as I was leaving too.

    His tail was lopped off so you can't tell when he's happy usually because he's very laid back, but he hadn't seen me in 3 weeks and was bouncing around like a silly dog.
     
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    Gay men like Howard love balls smell.
     
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    Oh and for the OP, they have people who clean the apartment or Hamptons house every day.
     
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    The hired help freshens up daily
     
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    OP should not try so hard to fit in here. You know they have 24/7 cleaning staff.
     
  19. kippy

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    Have you ever been to a house where there are little kids? Give me the cathouse anyday.
     
  20. racerx

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    yea but they don't climb on the tables you eat on