Howard's coffee taste test this morning

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    He picked Starbucks saying it tasted like coffee and that Dunkin Donuts tasted just like water.

    Oh and he made a point to say he wasn't getting paid by either company.




    Asshole.
     
  2. TallTyrion

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    right. he's not getting paid, but his company is.
     
  3. codeine

    codeine Well-Known Member

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    Technically the wigged asshole is getting paid by Gunkin Donuts because they pay AGT and AGT pays Howard.
     
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    He is right though. Dunkin Donuts coffee is brown water.
     
  5. Phil A Sheo

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    I thought Wiggy hated coffee. Didn't he used to make fun of people who drank coffee??
     
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    Of course. He also used to make fun of fags, ,kathie lee and Regis' wheelchair bound son as well.
     
  7. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Lying on this level has got to cause rectal cancer.
     
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    Stupid Howard.
    :dadance:
     
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    starbucks doesn't need any advertising. the lineups are painfully long all the time
     
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    Typical petty crying, AGT didn't want him back, so he blasts their front line sponsor. Delusional idiot thinks that will somehow affect Dunkin's coffee sales and he's getting back at THE MAN for dumping him .
     
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    Let me put it to you this way. Hmus doesn't wake up for free. He is getting something out of this. They don't mention products on the show unless there is some kind of compensation.
     
  12. Abner Devereaux

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    A cynical person would think that screams of Stern thinking he still has influence over the blue collar guy and would intentionally manipulate them into paying more for coffee just to make buck.


    Remember how he hated Jackie selling merch at appearances saying it was taking advantage of the audience that was so good to him?
     
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    Agree, you haven't seen any bottled water taste tests recently? As soon as the bottles in the pictures have labels on them, then we'll have a taste test, and a winner named.
     
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    Big ugly cry baby. :bigcry:
     
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    [​IMG] mm-hmmmm..........ACK!!
     
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    Starbucks opened a drive thru location around the corner from me about 6 months ago.

    I kid you not, that place is jam packed every fucking day no matter what time it is.
     
  17. Abner Devereaux

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    If I could rep I would for knowing an obscure reference......
     
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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    67 months ago.... why didn't you just say 5 and a half years ago?
     
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    He's the most honest man on radio. Everything he says revolves around the truth.

    Howard truth.

    Fuck him. Like you said, HE isn't getting paid directly, but Sirius and/or 112 IS.

    Did Marci Turk tell him that we're all slow adults because we can't say "retards" anymore? They are both dirty, hairy, smelly twats.
     
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    Hahaha, Ace was my main man growin up!