Howard's colon polyps

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Howard obviously had sessile polyps on his last screening. With these type of polyps you don't have to go every three years as they are less serious polyps and a screening every 5 years it's sufficient to remove them before they can become a problem. It's also possible that Howard had no polyps on his last screening but elects to be screened every five years as a precaution. Normally it's 10 years but wealthy individuals choose 5 years because they want the extra margin of safety. I have read that some of these hedge fund and CEO guys get screened every year. They are so afraid of a polyp being missed that with having a procedure each year their chances of ever getting colon cancer are probably close to zero. People who have bowel diseases have a colonoscopy done each year. Some are even forced to have one every six months. In those individuals the colon is very susceptible to fast growing, aggressive tumors. What's even more brutal is the more procedures you have done the likelyhood is one of those times you will end up with a perforated colon.

    Howard will be shitting almonds all afternoon tomorrow.
     
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    Thank you Dr. House.
     
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    It's likely that Howard just likes having things shoved up his ass
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Ralph has giving him plenty of practice.
     
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    I had one to prepare for a surgery two years ago. The doctor said I had the colon of a newborn. *takes a bow*. I don't listen, but if he's being dramatic about it, he should stop whining. It's nothing. I had an endoscopy at the same time (spit roasted) and didn't complain once.
    Hopefully, they don't find the smurf's village in Howard's ass when they turn on the camera. Would Robin pay for his treatment?
     
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    Ralph calls them "Luv Bumps".
     
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    Pix?
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    What a baby. I've had one as well, and as 'they' say, the prep is much worse than the procedure itself.

    Pluggy would absolutely fall apart if he received a cancer diagnosis. (So would I, but that's not the point.....I doubt my insurance covers the life-savers he is privy to)
     
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    Hopefully not with the same tool.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Howard's mother poses with toilet paper that Howard has stocked up for Thursday's bowel cleansing.

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    More and more doctors are using CAT scans now instead of the invasive procedure. You still have to clear yourself out, though.

    The camera pill is starting to gain popularity, too - but I think some form of CAT scan will end up being the defacto procedure (with invasive used if they find polyps).
     
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    I'll have the ladies of this site know that my dick is a proven shitpipe cancer diagnoser and healer.
     
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    "While the doctor was inside my asshole he said that he thought it was Justin Theroux's colon he was examining, Robin."
     
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