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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold Poster Of The Year

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    http://www.directionsforme.org/index.php/directions/product/FEM/00078300004202#Ingredients
    Playtex Fresh + Sexy Intimate Wipes
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    made in France

    Ingredients

    Water/Eau, Propylene Glycol, Polysorbate 20, Disodium Cocoamphodiacetate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Butylene Glycol, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Vaccinium Macrocarpon (Cranberry) Fruit Extract, Citric Acid, Sodium Hydroxymethylglycinate, Potassium Sorbate, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance/Parfum.


    Warnings

    For external use only. Do not apply to broken, irritated or itchy skin. Keep out of reach of children.
    (Isn't yucky vaginer technically internal broken, irritated or itchy skin?)
    :lol:


    Wouldn't it be safer to scrub my taint with turpentine?
     
  2. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Is your pecker clean?[​IMG]

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  3. DaBUU

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    I banged my upstairs neighbor while her boyfriend was at work. When I was done, she reaches next to her bed and hands me one of his white T's to wipe down with. What a horrible nasty broad. I thought about this every time he bought weed from me. Man I miss those pre-married days.
     
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    A woman of class. I like her.
     
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    yeah she was fun.
     
  6. wife is a whore

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    I thought is was going to be a thread about Beth and Allison :(

    Anyway, after having a child, I realized the second best sex accessory, after Anal-eze, is Baby Wipes. Don't need some friggin Playtex crap, just ShopRite brand baby wipes, no scent, w/ aloe. I keep a travel pack of some anti bacterial wipes in my truck, in case I stumble on some road puss. It won't scrub fresh AIDS off yer cawk, but it may help beat down some syphilis or gonorrhea.

    Also handy to have around if yer gonna eat some ass, but yer lady wasn't expectin to get her ass ate that night.
     
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    The lady allowed you to bang and afterwards provided you a cloth to clean off with and you go and call her a "horrible nasty broad"?! Shame on you sir, Shame...
     
  8. BenBas

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    Yep.....more of the same....it WAS funny when Gary ran over to his Apt.to dispose of the "cum rags" :rolleye:...maybe funny once...but every day Howard is sounding MORE LIKE Tiny Tim with his PRODUCTs.....if u remember when Tiny Tim visited the show all he talked about was CLEANING products.....what to buy and how to use the products :facepalm: oy vey ....
    Howard sounds more like HIM every day!


    It's all I HEAR anymore.....live plugs and breaks and commericals every 20minutes...and if Howard does an interview for an hour without a break???
    GET READY for Robin's NEws or should I say Robin's Live Plug Hour because Howard does a live plug every minute! And it's always for the SAME products!
    (never a MAJOR sponser like Coke or McDonalds)

    He said he would never become that guy who pushes products on his show...
    ....well,,,,like all the other lies he told us...
    this is just one more.

    BTW How much is Playtex paying Sirius for all the advertising??? a BAZILLION$$$$$$$ enuff to pay Howard's salary???

    What a difference year #7 makes.......
    ....the first year hardly any commericals or breaks....and now??
    one every minute (during Robin's news) and just about every 30mins...the show sounds just like Terrestrial.....
    but for a few dirty words and content.....

    peace & love
     
  9. DaBUU

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    this post is filled with truth.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    One night in the 90s, I was at a nightclub that had extensive black lighting. A buddy of mine had a t-shirt on and on his left shoulder was a giant splat stain. :roll:

    And here I was worrying about fuzz on my shirt and the color of my teeth. :jj:
     
  11. Nemo

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    worst thread EVER!



    :lol:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Oh, go wipe down your pussy. :jj:
     
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    I don't understand anyone using, "Tissue" to clean up cum. That shit sticks like wallpaper to your cock when you go to wipe up. Paper towel maybe, mighty rough though. Cloth is by far the best.
     
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    :lol: :hilarious: How many years did you bust his ass about it?
     
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    [​IMG] ha great story. yeah hopefully you still let him hear about it.
     
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    he was fucking mortified. but he was really hot so I was all sweet and supportive.
    :evil:
     
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    I always thought tissue and TP were a ridiculous method. People trying to seem more civilized than necessary IMO. Pres Clinton insisted on the finest blue dresses to wipe his cock. :D
     
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    This is my vision of you and where you are right now

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    Troll fight! :munch:
     

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