Howard's daughter moves EVEN further away

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by jyanks, May 7, 2012.

  1. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    She's getting more gook ears to make H a new necklace for the live AGT premier. :p
     
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    She seems like the smartest of the three. She probably plotted it out and discovered that Vietnam put her the furthest distance possible away from her father.
     
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    Yes, she's been doing that for quite a while now. Emily is now a superJew and Debra is doing some humanitarian work. Ashley remains the only wild card left!
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    So let me get this straight, one is already in israel and another is in vietnam? where is the last one going to college pluto?
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

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    Yeah, Ashley is the party girl. God I hope she goes into stripping or porn. But I'm not sure my dick could handle the beating it would take if she did.
     
  8. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Debra has had her moments too. Like when she supposedly OD'd at Z100s Jingle Ball - she was sent to the ER to have her stomach pumped.
     
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    I hate seeing any girl getting into porn, but if she does, I hope it's babysitter porn.
     
  10. MrWarmth

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    She would move to the moon but she heard her old man wants to blow it up
     
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    She hasn't updated her linkedin yet:

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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    even

    FURTHER

    your inflection is fucked up
     
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    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Laughing Lotus College Of Yoga?! :weird:
     
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    I'm sure that's the Harvard of yoga schools.
     
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    I would pay a $1,000 to Howard's favorite charity to see Ashley get on the Sybian....
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    It's the Bay Area dude. I actually don't find that surprising at all. :jj:
     
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    Vietnam is such a wonderful country. What could possibly go wrong?
     
  18. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    That was all Alison's fault according to Howard.
     
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    God I hate my life, and the fact that I have to go to work!


    Didnt howard bust the balls of any one who goes to a third world country, and they deserve whatever goes wrong. Most recently, he busted the balls of the douche nozzles that went hiking in iraq and were arrested in iran.


    Only if Biannca could talk....the book THAT "bitch" could write
     
  20. jyanks

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    Howard's Favorite charity?
    You mean, Beth.