Howards dog Java? Dead?

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  1. NiggalissCage

    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    Was he as crushed when Java died?
    Or does that dog not count because it was his "old" family?

    That thing has to be dead by now right?
     
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    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    and it was funny to F Timmy for years after he died much more tragically
     
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    Hamptons Well-Known Member

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    That was first time Howard has been real on the radio since pronouncing I am engaged.......(alhsfalkdhflkajhdflahdflkjhadlkfjhadlkh - Robin)
     
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    Java was a real dog, not some status ornament designed to bring Adam Sandler into range.

    Java and Ashley were like the TV show Davey and Goliath.

    Ashley: Why did daddy leave us Java?

    Java: I don't know Ashely, but even if daddy is out fucking whores, I still love you.

    Ashley: Java, will you never leave me?

    Java: Ashley, all good dogs go to heaven. Unlike daddy, I will stay loyal and true. When you have a nightmare, I will be down the hall to comfort you, not in bed with Robin Givens or an Ames model. When you need me you don't need a phone to text me, all you have to do is whistle.

    Ashley: Oh Java, you're ever so much better than daddy, and your hair is real too.

    Java: Thank you Ashley. Just promise me one thing. After I'm gone to meet Lassie and Rin-Tin-Tin up in the land with lots of trees and fire hydrants, promise me you'll never shed a tear for another dog -- even if the doggy has a lot of doggy bling and a horse for a mommy.

    Ashley: Oh my dog, you're my only friend.

    Java: Thanks Davey, ah era I mean Ashley.

    Ashley: Who's Davey? Are you moving on up to a condo on the West Side?
     
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