Howards Dream Date..Two Beer Cans Thick

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  1. teehee

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    Penis Reduction Surgery Performed On Teen With Phallus Measuring 10 Inches Around (GRAPHIC)

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    Surgeons in Florida have given a 17-year-old boy what’s being called the “world’s first” penis reduction surgery.

    The teen came to doctors complaining of a penis “too large for intercourse,” according to an article in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, published online in November. He was also unable to play sports or even wear most clothing without his phallus showing through the fabric.

    The penis was 7 inches long and had a circumference of 10 inches, according to the Daily Mail. That’s about the same size as an average mayonnaise jar, based on measurements taken by HuffPost Weird.

    priapism — a long-lasting and painful erection. This had happened three times since the boy was 10, which “progressively led” to a deformed penis, according to the Journal.

    Carrion said he couldn’t find any precedent for penis reduction surgery. His team ended up opting to slice along the patient’s circumcision scar, unwrap the skin, and then remove chunks of tissue from each side.

    He added that the teen is “very satisfied” with his new penis, which is still “generous” in size but is now more standard in appearance.

    H/T: Jezebel

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    @teewarmth are you ready to take it for a test-drive?
     
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    Nope.....OUCH!!!!!!!!! Mayonnaise Jar :chair: FYI Just One beer can is ouchy enough..Not for me..
     
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    I think this thread marked my 1,000 th post..:shucks:
     
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    Well, it's a start. :up:
     
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    The photos of the "after" surgery are out there as well. On my phone or I'd post :)
     
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    You clearly have a phablet phone, Dear.
     
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    I am phabulous that way, but I am also bracing myself to go walk the dog now - if she will go outside at our 9 degrees.
     
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    My friend once had a boyfriend that was "diet coke can thick" They very rarely could have intercourse. He hated it. It hurt her. I don't get Howards obsession with beer can thicks:dontknow:
     
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    teewarmth?! :wtf:
     
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    :wub: I would be Mrsteewarmth...
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Ladies, Are "Monster Cocks" Desirable?
     
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    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I'm guessing that sexual "Tastes" of women are as divergent as men's.....I don't like big/large breasts....
    And I have distinct desire for a particular type of vagina....
     
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    Any woman I know that has encountered beer can thick told me ouch...I'm sure there are women that would disagree..
     
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