This excerpt from MarksFriggin is full of material. First off doesn't he ever get tired of dry salmon. He must be exceeding the limit of some toxin by eating it twice a day. He has all that money and he eats like a teenage girl. Then he alludes to Beth doing the grocery shopping, that's the closest to comedic that the show has seen in a while. Then the Beth hasn't eaten sugar in years comment, didn't he say she always eats ice cream or chocolate fairly recently. Howard Eating And Watching TV. 04/03/13. 7:15am Howard said he has such a small breakfast. He said he has egg whites and half a pita. He said it's almost no bread. He said he has some fruit during the show but very little. Then he has a baked potato with some salmon for lunch. He said that fills him up. then all afternoon he's fine. Howard said he goes home at night and that's when he fucks up. He said he eats a reasonable dinner. He said he had steamed salmon with vegetables and some egg plant with no sauce. Howard said he has 3 tablespoons of sauce. Howard said he has some brown rice and some string beans. He said he mixes it all up. Howard said he loves to watch TV and eat cashews and raisins. He said he told Beth to get rid of that stuff but she won't do it. Then she'll buy him more when he asks her not to. Howard said he loves nuts and that's his downfall. Howard said Beth doesn't eat any of that stuff. He said she hasn't had sugar treats in years. He said she loves sugar though. Howard said her mother sent him a bag of pistachios for Christmas but he told Beth that they're going to kill him. Howard said he eats them constantly. Howard said he has some belly on him. Howard said he can go through handfuls of cashews. Howard said he'll start to talk to himself and tell himself what he can eat and not eat. He said he'll start eating fruit to get away from the nuts. Howard said he gets in front of that TV and he has to eat. He said he'll eat an apple and then he'll want more nuts so then he'll get some grapes. He said the grapes are no good for you either. Howard said he eats so much of this stuff that he's gassy. He said he woke up this morning and had to take a dump. Howard said his goal weight is 190 but he's 199 pounds. He said he gained 3 pounds just eating that stuff last night. He said he's not sure what he's going to do. Robin said it seems to her that he has to give up the trigger. She said that's TV. Howard said he only does it when he's in that one room watching actual TV. He can watch on his iPad and not eat. Robin said he has to get rid of the food. Howard said Beth won't do it. Howard said he has to drop some weight for AGT. Robin said he has to stay in a neutral room and watch his iPad.