Howard's favorite new bit is guys pretending to jizz in their pants

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  1. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;VLnWf1sQkjY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY[/video]
     
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    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    I have to agree...no offense to Sour Shoes, but he is flaming, and I don't think for one second Lisa G could even get him hard.
     
  3. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    He did it again today with Medicated Pete... not in studio, but he had him make up stories about it. [​IMG]
     
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    And of course ba-ba-beaver chimed in with a story of how he came in his pants when he was 13.
     
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    On the plus side, it takes a little more energy than the obviously fake "falling-asleep-on-the-phone" bits.
     
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    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    He's completely obsessed with dick. That quack Dr Sarno didn't cure him of homosexuality at all. His homosexuality has only gotten stronger over the years.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "So Horse, would you ever accept $10K to pose nude for a weird old gay guy? You know your act works much better when you're in your underwear."
     
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    He's completely out of ideas, doesn't give a shit anymore and has successfully run what was once the greatest show in the history of radio into the ground. Yay Howard.
     
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    Google "Is Howard Stern gay" and you get 4.43 million hits.
     
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    this is even better :D

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    Top things people search on google concerning Howie!
     
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    howwig relishes it..he asks "was it thick? ropes? heavy load?"..
    you can tell the wig is salivating over those perverse questions..I bet hes poking his dick with a pencil too..
    it was written in his biography he does that, poked his dick in front of the author, whats her name..??
     
  13. HORSETOOTHED

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    Yeah today he was leading Pete with such excitement in his voice, "Did you cum? Did you cum!?" :puke:
     
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    ^This.

    It's just another manifestation of his latent and closeted homosexuality.

    This obsession with cocks and "blowing loads"....

    Just another excuse to bring up what is on his mind 24/7/365 under the guise of "comedy".....something he's so far out of touch on that he probably actually believes that's it's hilarious to the audience listening to him badger guests into saying they "blew a load" or "came in their pants" ad nauseum.....

    Howard is a sad, pathetic, old queen. My contempt for him is slowly starting to turn into pity.....
     
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    And my contempt for him continues to rapidly devolve into disgust.
     
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    I would like say I could understand if his audience was mainly women but they don't like hearing this shit either
     
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    Who am I? Oh, just another paying customer...you got me there