Howard's Fellow Whalecock Clients the Kardashians Launch Suite of Apps Today

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Howard's new business partner Lloyd Braun rolled out the second set of "media hubs" today, starring the Kardashian sisters. They each posted a video excitedly promoting their new apps.

    I've broken down the press release to show how these new apps could apply to Howard, who is releasing his own in January:

    "Kim's features beauty video tutorials

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    fashion posts

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    and behind-the-scenes glimpses into her very public life.

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    Khloe offers workout videos,

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    sex tips

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    and videos about home organization called "KLO-C-D."

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    Kylie's is all about fashion

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    and pop culture.

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    Kendall takes fans with her as she travels around the world for modeling gigs.

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    "The Kardashians and Jenners, who previewed the apps at an exclusive Nobu Malibu event earlier this month, are working with Lloyd Braun's Whalerock Industries to develop the apps and create content for each of them, overseen by former People editor Jen Garcia. The suite of apps are the latest of a number of planned apps from Whalerock. The first, a mobile hub for rapper Tyler, the Creator, launched in April. Whalerock also plans to launch an app for radio personality Howard Stern. "

    Some screen grabs from the apps:

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    Can't wait to see what products Howard sells via his app! Hopefully it has a "Shop This Look" feature, with all of his Varvatos stuff purchasable.

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    How anyone could have the nerve to charge $700 for sunglasses is beyond me. One of the rare cases I can't blame the Kardashians because they surely gave it to her for free but seriously $700? That's a month's rent for many people:
     
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    Every time I hear the name Lloyd Braun, I yell "YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATER PICK!!"
     
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    On Howard:
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    Antique Printed Flag Scarf
    $228
    http://www.johnvarvatos.com/antique-printed-flag-scarf/883959864813.html

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    Leather Trench Coat
    $2,498.00
    http://www.johnvarvatos.com/leather-trench-coat/L524R3-Y840.html

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    Bowery Jean
    $228
    http://www.johnvarvatos.com/bowery-jean/J306Q3B-AOIE.html


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    Engineer Triple Buckle Boot
    $1,198.00
    http://www.johnvarvatos.com/engineer-triple-buckle-boot/F2078R3-Y936.html
     
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    For that kind of cash, he could buy the actual Edward Scissorhands costume.
     
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    Howard spends about a million dollars a year on custom Varvatos clothing.

    Did you know that radio personality Howard Stern, at 6'8", has a custom wardrobe of 130 pieces made for him four times a year by John Varvatos? That's 130 one-offs, four times per year from the factory, and that's for a single customer.

    That's just one of the intriguing facts to come out of Apparel's Executive Forum, which kicked off yesterday at the Four Seasons in Dallas with a keynote presentation from John Varvatos CIO Lee Goldenberg, who revealed how the brand shares its DNA with rock'n'roll — from the lifestyle experience for its customers as well as its employees.
     
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    I don't begrudge him the spending. If he could just manage to not look like an asshole.
     
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    "robin,there was this family from armenia and they had a son named robert kardashian. He was a intern at K-rock LA. and wasnt really sure of what to study. I told OJ simpson to kill nicole and hire robert kardashian right out of law school. i thought it would help his career. He had some daughters and they just joined whalerock. ALL IN MY HONOR."
     
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    Now Hmus is 6'8"?

    I'm a legit 6'7 and there's no way he's taller than I am.
     
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    fffuck. tthhats ffffucking brilliant.
     
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    he reaches pretty far with his "in his honor crap", i just like to exaggerate a tad.together with his revisionist mindset its probably not too outrageous to say things that are outright fantastical lies.
     
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    To quote quivers....I was just thinking of that today....

    Not really. that's just funny as hell and almost right on the money.
     
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    remember how last week Howard mentioned on air how he liked how Emed Zappa curated interesting stuff from the internet on his blog.
    Could it Emed Zappa be the curator behind Howard's media hub?
     
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    I need a celebrity that could disperse and demonstrate how to use pockets successfully in a fully fashionable way
     
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    Your posts are worth the price of admission. Whalecock needs to hire you.
     
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    There is a MLB umpire that is 6'7" and it's strange to see him dwarf some of the players, hopefully he'll ref a Astro's game so I can see him stand next to Altuves.
     
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    that is a great thought. He does nothing online for nothing....