Howard's gay sayings

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  1. Zelda

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    Name the gayest thing you ever heard Howard say. Ongoing sticky thread.

    Calling his mom "Mommy" as an adult
     
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    "A portion."
     
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    "They made a party in my honor."
     
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    Spa lunch
    Love set
    Shiny buff
    Beautiful soup
    Calling someone "a vomit"
     
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    "I'm gay! I'm a homo! I like guys!"
     
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    Howard's interest into the homosexual activities of this caller (not ETM) during this clip is questionable LOL check out Fred's expression ar 8:56
     
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    "Outfit." He could not be gayer if he had a cock in his mouth.
     
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    Admitting that watching Mike Huckabee play the bass turns him on.
     
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    he says he wears a "necklace", normally men call them "chains".
    "beautiful soup"
    "portion"
    "outfit"
    "Ralph picked out my outfit"
     
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    "I'll have a vodka with Club Soadie." He said it about half a dozen times during the Artie Roast.
     
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    Anything that comes out of his mouth
     
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    How big is your cock?
     
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    I always thought it was weird how Howard and Ralph would go on and on about women's shoes. It almost sounded like they wanted to wear them.

    I could see making a comment about a woman who looks sexy in a particular shoe, but anymore than that and you start to sound envious.
     
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    doody
    vagine
    peen
    he used to say "club sodi with vodker"
    in a sense
     
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    "I cant wait to watch Caitlyn" or whatever the name of Bruce Jenner's show is. What heterosexual dude would say that???
     
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    Shpritz
     
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    "underpants" :mad:
    "beer can thick"
     
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    belly :eek:
     
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    "I love Tommy John underwear."
     
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    @IfTheyOnlyKnew
    I cant send private messages, so happy hump day to you too!!
     
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