Howard's getting fat

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by sludge, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. sludge

    sludge New Member

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    Just watched the behind the scenes where he is photographing Ralph's stupid comic book ap.
    He looks a little pudgier than he has in a while.
    Personally, I think he looks better than he did when he was anorexic looking a few months ago.
    I don't give a shit about his weight, it's hard to take any old man in a wig seriously.
    However, I think it would be almost as funny as Howard's wig if we made him think he is getting fat.
    Let's see if we can get this neurotic narcissist to start starving himself.
    If you mention Howard online, call him fat.
    I prefer an angry Howard Stern, maybe we can make him angry if he stops eating.

    He is a fat bitch in a wig!
     
  2. BudBudha

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    I'm still on Tuesday's show and he recycled the sauce on side story and calories. I guess he was talking about being a tubby bitch :dontknow:
    I was tuning out but I'll hear it again.
     
  3. kicksave7

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    Must be eating a lot of pasta with his fish dinners.
     
  4. tHISisKiSSeL

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    he might be eating 5 almonds a day instead of 3
     
  5. Mutt Sucks

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    He's not fat... He's just a flamer.

    Fuck man I'm 6'4" 210 and I would never ever I've up:
    Beer vodka pizza pasta meat etc etc to be super super thin.
    Ill take my little softness to enjoy life.
     
  8. KjCarson

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    Howard has a borderline anorexic mind set. Don't think he could EVER get fat.
     
  9. Cygnus X1

    Cygnus X1 Well-Known Member

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    doesn't matter how much he works out
    that flabby belly is all from his diet. even though he thinks he eats super healthy
    he is not eating right
    "You can't out-train bad nutrition"
     
  10. BethSucks

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    He's been crowbarring in "sauce on side" every chance he gets lately since some fans were yelling it out at an AGT taping, won't be long before he takes credit for mentions of it on other shows like he does with "get the poison out".
     
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    Fixed that, both members of the magic couple seem to have increased their alcohol intake lately, Howard probably to ease himself through another night home alone and Beth because it's party time.
     
  12. Peau de Soie

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    Got a way to go yet.

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    Howard is crying more often about working out and secretly, imo, wants to eat all sorts of bad food without consequence

    So, I see him blowing up shortly
     
  14. sludge

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    If we point out how fat he is before he blows up, it will drive him to start barfing up his meals.
    The guy we once admired, has turned into a woman. And not even a cool chick, just a pathetic woman.
    Let's take every opportunity to call him fat so we can watch him start starving himself.
    Like everybody on the planet, he gets crank when he is hungry.
    I like a pissed off Howard, it's more fun listening to him bitch and complain than it is to hear him promote his fucking talent contest show.
     
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    What do you mean fat??? this guy's a hunk!!!!!!

    :jj:
     
  16. HooHoo

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    His biggest problem is the chicken legs and zero upper body make the massive child bearing hips stand out. Its all genetics (or lack of).

    Extra credit: How fast would Beth be on a plane to Dubai if she woke up in an alternate reality and this guy was an assistant manager at a best buy


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    I know he's fat but WTF :omg:.
    He is going to stroke out! I want to pull down his pants, put on a glove and spank him!


     
  18. EmperorsNewCaps

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    went down to mateos. had diz pasta. marone.