Howard's good friend buys Hampton's horse farm

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LessMoonbeams, Apr 28, 2012.

  1. LessMoonbeams

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    A man who became a millionaire from reading off a teleprompter. :facepalm:
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    the jokes just write themselves!

    (someone else please write the jokes. i'm too tired. tia)
     
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    Does this mean he will be making the moves on Beth?:bigthink
     
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    Shit hole needs some serious lawn maintainence.
     
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    For Beth to poop on.









    Literally.
     
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    Good Lord, do the injustices NEVER end in this world???

    With his talent, Lauer should be a head usher at your local Cineplex 12, not a highly-paid TV host.....

    Wow, and he looks SO dapper with that dopey little hat in the picture. Must be getting fashion tips from Ralph!
     
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    No doubt about it these old testament boys all
    do well in the business of show :oy2:
     
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    Follow up story
    "Beth Stern will now frequently visit Matt L's horse farm, to be with "her kind".
     
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    so what, he still is bald
     
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    Mark my words, this man is Gaaaaaaaaaay, with a capitol G. My Gaydar went off years ago.



    Not that there is anything wrong with that.
     
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    Lauer? Major poon hound according to rumors here.

    Him and Howard are bro's, not 'mo's!
     
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    If you were a multi-millionaire news reader, whose popularity and ability to bolster ratings depends on middle aged teletubbies, you might want to cement yourself firmly in the closet by having 'stories' circulated among the gossip-mongers that you are a major ladies man. But I did find this which is pretty funny!!

    [h=2]Matt Lauer to Divorce After His Wife Caught Him Cheating[/h][h=5]Tags: affair, Annette Lauer, cheating, divorce, Matt Lauer, mistress, olympics, split[/h][​IMG]
    Matt Lauer and his Dutch model wife of 12 years are going their separate ways after Matt played a little hide-the-sausage with a couple of Canucks a few months back. Radar Online reports
    Annette Lauer accused [Matt] of cheating during the Today Show’s on-site coverage of the Winter Olympics in Vancouver, where Matt was often spotted boozing and flirting with two pretty Canadian broadcasters.
    Annette, reportedly informed of her husband’s flirting by the wife of another staffer, confronted Lauer upon his return home.
    52-year-old Lauer has since moved out. According to a Today show insider, the couple has been living apart for two months, and fed-up Annette is no longer wearing her wedding ring.
    This isn’t the first time Lauer has been accused of cheating on his wife. Nor is it the second time. Two years after they were married, Annette found out that Matt had been boning a married woman all throughout their engagement, and then in 2006 she filed for divorce amid rumors that he’d been schlepping some yet-unnamed slut in New York. However, she subsequently withdrew the petition after one month for unknown reasons (i.e. several large pieces of jewelery). I have to admit, I really don’t feel sorry for her. She brought this on herself. You know how that old saying goes — fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; fool me three times, there’s a good chance I have tertiary-stage syphilis and it’s eating holes in my brain. Somebody might want to think about taking a trip to the free clinic.
     
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    Schlepping? God.

    Get your yiddish checked. Morons. I believe the word the author of the article was looking for the word "schtupping." :facepalm:
     
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    Beth will have a place to run atround now. Chimneyland is not safe, it's surrounded by a mine field
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rofl:

    musta been a big pain in the ass dragging her all over the place

    how did i miss that? :facepalm:
     
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    The neighborhood in which I was raised was predominately Catholic & Jewish. Yiddish was the neighborhood's second language. :jj: