Howard's got to be eating her out

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  1. Mister Joshua

    Mister Joshua New Member

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    Okay so we got from Howard that Beth don't do anal, She jerks him off with cold cream, and she don't do blow jobs. So pretty much he bangs her in missionary position. And even then he claims he uses a condom.

    With his fascination with Beer Can Thick Cock you gotta think he is only hung like worm. So to sexually satisfy Beth the only way he does this is by eating her out. Don't you think?

    P.S. all the stuff she will not do with Howard, you know she does it with the guys she cheats with (i.e. John Stamos). :facepalm:
     
  2. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    Perhaps, after she uses about 16 baby wipes and he uses 3 or 4 dental dams.
     
  3. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    He's a germaphobe, & has been talking lately about how HPV warts leads to oral cancers. No way Wiggy puts his mouth down there...
     
  4. Rufus

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    Sauce on side
     
  5. Joe Bauers

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    He doesn't have any sores on his lips . so I say no . :vag:
     
  6. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    He uses a vibrator, latex gloves and salad tongs.
     
  7. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    He has mentioned in the past that she is not into being eaten out. That sounds like the bitch has some hang ups or something. All the good girls I ever knew loved to have their twat licked. I think he just sits in the corner and jerks off with Ralph while Nacho pumps her full of salsa.
     
  8. EricThMidgetSux

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    He licks her puss thru a bedsheet.
     
  9. Wonder Trash

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    Howard is doing nothing of the sort. If his germophobe nature doesn't keep him away, the thought of pussy juice being high in calories and ruining his girly figure will.
     
  10. BrulesRules

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    I bet Purell burns when it's applied to the labia
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    This. She is into money and fame, not sex. When I heard Howard mention this, I knew she was frigid and a horrible fuck. This is why I don't understand why Howard married her. Stupid, annoying, fame whore, AND a horrible lay.
     
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    howard will never allow Beth the opportunity to see or touch his disfigurement, howard's sex life is an illusion of the highest order, be it bdsm/role playing, the penis has no role to play...
     
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    Come on guys...One thing for certain is Howard is a habitual liar...You can't trust anything he says on the air including anything about his sex life...I don't believe for one minute that she said that...
     
  14. Vashier

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    Howard's throat is his career. No way he risks throat CA from her alleged herpes or hpv by eat'n her out.
     
  15. Shithead

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    Maybe by him but i've yet to meet a woman that doesn't like being eaten......Doesn't exist.
     
  16. baby booie

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    Beth has made a few sacrifices for the sake of a life of luxury
     
  17. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Yes to all....
     
  18. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Howie ain't eating any twat, only Ralph's ass.
     
  19. DogStar69

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    Howard doesn't eat pussy or get BJs. He sticks it in for 10 seconds with a condom on.
     
  20. IlluminatiJones

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    Yes, you must be right. He's just pretending to be an effeminate cuckold, but he really enjoys a fantastic sex life with his wife, with nobody the wiser!

    :uscratch: