Howard's Hair - a blog from his stylist Toni Coburn

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  1. SAYarmulke

    SAYarmulke New Member

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    I've never seen this, so hopefully it isn't incredibly old news to everyone already;

    http://www.howardstern.com/news/howards-hair-a-blog-from-his-stylist-toni-coburn

    :facepalm:

    Even if you could believe that isn't a wig, what sort of man is having two waxes applied to his fucking hair? And this is Howard Stern. Talk about lipstick on a pig...
     
  2. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Ummmmm........the same kind of "dude" that gets a pedi.
     
  3. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    She forgot to mention the Kiwi black shoe polish


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  4. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    this is called SPIN and on orders from howard. the wiggy threads are becoming too much for howard on dawgs. a press release of sorts had to be generated :grad:
     
  5. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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  6. SAYarmulke

    SAYarmulke New Member

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    His hair does look like it's made of leather. :D
     
  7. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    He's a Fag.

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  8. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    sounds like a highly paid wigmaster/secret keeper to me
     
  9. sammyr134

    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    This is the process for his pushy hair
     
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  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I'm picturing Ronnie dunking her head repeatedly into the toilet till she types that out.
     
  11. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    TLDR version :

    1) Take it out of the box
    2) Glue it to his head
    3) Play with the fringe for a while in front of the AGT cameras.
    4) Keep mouth shut.
     
  12. joyceface

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    Old
     
  13. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'Dis right here^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
  14. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    my husband shampoos his hair every night, it's full and fluffy without gels, blow dryers and conditioners.
    that is all all men have to do!!!!

    (i mean real men).:secret:
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    *fixed*
     
  16. DogStar69

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    I wish two tsunami waves hit his wig.
     
  17. Bourbonlike

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    Exactly. If it's not a wig, she should be embarrassed to put Stern on her resume. Falls under the category, 'how I make real hair look like a wig'.
     
  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Real men don't have "stylists". Unless they're in the cast of "La Cage aux folles".