Stern Show Howard's hot water :facepalm:

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DrivenByDemons, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I knew he was a nut but wtf. Microwaves change the spin of water molecules?

     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    I remember these fights from when it aired thought Howard was being a shit head even then little did I know the extent
     
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    larryluncg Empty VIP

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    I have read where microwaves change the molecular structure of food. Your basically cooking your food with radiation
     
  4. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    It tastes good though.
     
  5. Mr. Meatkabob

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    "Microwave ovens use radio waves at a specifically set frequency to agitate water molecules in food. As these water molecules get increasingly agitated they begin to vibrate at the atomic level and generate heat. This heat is what actually cooks food in the oven."

    http://scitech.web.cern.ch/scitech/TopTech/01/MicroWaveOven/microwave_2.shtml
     
  6. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Howard worries about his health an awful lot. Watch him get hit by limmo.
    "Former shock jock Howard Stern died today when he was hit by a limmo Driven by a ninty five year old Ronnie Mund. Mund reportedly said lets fuck some whores as he struck the elderly Stern."
     
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    sounds really healthy
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The editor must have been sick that day
     
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    It's the future silly.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I don't think Ronnie will be driving a limo at 95
     
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    This! ^^^^^

    Any other belief of how microwaves work is wrong, retarded and stupid
     
  12. Mlaw

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    Howard was an asshole, he says it all the time
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    He's got good genes and the advancement in medical science he may be, But he won't be driving the Camaro, it's a piece of shit.
     
  14. Captain

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    What? Don't you have a personal retinue of chefs who only use convection ovens to cook your almond-encrusted salmon?

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    If no one listened ever,and he stayed in Hartford,he would be even less than a Kid Chris moving every 2 years to keep working. The collective we gave him this mansion,the other mansion,the deluxe apt etc....
     
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    I love how people hear the word, "radiation" and think it's all bad. Visible light is radiation, too, folks.
     
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    Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't all heat a form of radiation?
     
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    Health Shmelth ... It's convenient ... besides, who doesn't use a microwave?
     
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    That's what I was thinking tooo ... I'm not smart enough to KNOW, but that's what I was thinking. I mean my electric oven "radiates" heat, doesn't it?
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    Don't ever bring science facts into a an irrational phobia discussion!
     
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