Howard's Impression Of His Mom

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Someone mentioned on here yesterday about Howard beating the same shit to death day after day. The impression of his mom has to be near the top of that list. Every time I hear him launch into it now I turn it off. Another thing that used to be funny that has gotten old, repetitive and stale.
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    It would be enjoyable if at least one of the lines was funny.
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    Hasn't gotten old for me yet. Only once did he do it without adding something new, and I let it go... I'll take his parent impressions over almost anything else he's up to lately -- and at least it keeps the Robin input to a minimum!

    Doing multiple voiced conversations is one of the few times you can still hear him actually working to entertain. Doesn't always succeed of course.
     
  4. CFStern

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    Howard's impression of his mom = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Hasn't been funny in years.
     
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    stick a fork in that bit.
     
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    Not suite how many people post this sentiment but I was one if them yesterday.Great post btw!
     
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    Annoying as shit...Of course howard doesn't care...As an example ,I believe he purposely has Bobo on to stick it to us....
     
  10. MISERABLE66

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    Hmmm.... Id take this over Benjis bullshit any day.
     
  11. Peau de Soie

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    Hmm, a theory not entirely without merit.
     
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    He thinks everything he does is radio gold. Howard is not funny, and doesn't have a funny mind, he doesn't know how to turn mundane conversations about his parents into something funny, so he repeats what they said, and it's radio cancer.

    He's one of those annoying people who tell the same story over and over.
     
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    the problem is, it is the same old shit -- he could have an intern download all the impressesion, and it would be 20 minutes of the exact same stories -- he should just crate a soundboard to play it, then he wouldn't even have to show up to do the show
     
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    This no way to run a business.
     
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    The worst part is that Howard's impressions of his parents used to be a highlight of the show. He would do them occasionally and it would always be good for a few laughs.

    Now he goes to them constantly and he's drained the well dry.

    It's harrible.
     
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    You're assuming he doesn't do this already? You hand more faith in the hypocrite than I do!
     
  17. Fawkesguy

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    Amen.
     
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    Early last year he literally told the same mom stories two days in a row. I almost thought I was listening to a repeat, but they were, in fact, seperate consecutive shows.

    Robin and Fred laughed a long like they had just heard it...like the trained moneys they are. It was fucking pathetic.

    Every time I hear, "Listen..." in the Ray voice, I want to punch Howard in his face.
     
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    Howard's treading dangerously into Norman Bates territory.

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  20. ImmaJudge

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    And don't get me started on his other impressions.

    Every single one of them is the same bad Indian accent. Except Ted Kennedy, which is just so fresh and original.

    It's beyond me how someone who has been talking on the radio for 40 years has no talent as an impressionist and lisps like Sylvester the Cat.