Howard's infamous Bowling Alley

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  1. GRATEFUL DEAD

    GRATEFUL DEAD Active Member

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    You know.........the one he refuses to acknowledge even exists..........


    Did he put it in because Bimbo and her relatives are all Polish?????????(Add your own stereotype here).



    Do you think H even EVER uses it?????



    My guess is he put it in to keep Bim's relatives busy and away from him when they visit them in the Hamptons..............
     
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    GRATEFUL DEAD Active Member

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    From what I've heard I believe its 2 lanes...........NICE...........I'd use it all the time if I owned one and was liquored up..............
     
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    I've always said it's probably just a cover for an indoor firing range because I don't think you can legally build one there. He's a gun guy and likes and needs to shoot at least once in a while to maintain any kind of proficiency but hates public ranges...and you never hear about him being sighted at any of them. Probably doubles as a panic room and maybe even an emergency exit. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
     
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    Firing range?

    Ha! I'll bet you're right.
     
  5. horsefacebetho

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    If this was another celebrity, I might buy into this theory. But Howard is such a mammas boy pussy that he would be too afraid to shoot a gun inside his house. Hell he won't let someone make him some damn rice in the microwave or get on a farris wheel, so I don't think he would trust shooting a gun inside his house. His neurosis would make him think he needs an experienced shooter to spot him. His mother really did a number on him.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Didn't some broad say on the show that she had fun bowling at his house? Which of course, he vehemetly denied being AT his house.
     
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    I think the bowling alley is definetly there because he used to talk non stop about how cool the Vegas hotel rooms that had them
     
  8. horsefacebetho

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    He also used to pump Tori Spelling about her bowling alley at her fathers house. He always said that was just the greatest thing to have a bowling alley in your house. Meanwhile, he makes fun of Scott for having such a dumb hobby.
     
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    Howie likes to put on his bowling shirt and have a few beers and hotdogs when he bowls. He invites his best bud Scott over to "hit the lanes" on the weekends.
     
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    Didn't Clumpy Stern use to blow Mutt?
     
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    i could totally see him having an escape pod built into his basement. maybe a submarine that launches right out into the ocean.
     
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    That would be fucking awesome lol
     
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    no way he's using it as a firing range..I guarantee you he doesn't have a single gun in that house or apartment, Beth won't allow it..
     
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    They saw that other Hampton's home had lanes , so they latched on to the idea that Bowling alley=success.
     
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    That's what kills me. I wish scott would grow a pair of bowling balls and call Howard out on this.

    And howie wouldn't serve beer and hotdogs. More like fish with sauce on the side.
     
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    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I was wondering when this would show up again.
     
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