Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by cheezedbyfate, Sep 7, 2013.
just waiting for that red line on the crapper....
he should bring back the rhinestone jump suit
ronnie would make an even match for the memphis mafia
How about that shit show?
Hope Howard starts wearing a big, spangly cape like Old Elvis did sometimes.....might as well get a matching scarf, too!
elvis did a shitty sattelite show once...all fat n dooin karate while he warbles the lyrics in a barbituate induced stupor
He's kind of the polar opposite of Elvis: Elvis died because of overindulging in pills and food. Howard will die because he'll go down to a daily diet of a single almond and some kale dust.
And even at the end, half in the bag and overweight, Elvis still brought it as best he could. And at least he always had that ace band behind him. Howard's chased away all his talent.
Also, Elvis was universally beloved when he died. Howard's going out completely despised.
He's the Bernie Madoff of comedy, with a side order of Karen Carpenter. Only his anorexia is more than just physical; it's anorexia of the soul, of the funny, of the love..................of the everything but money.
Yup. Elvis when he died was STILL the KING! Howie is no longer. And Elvis at least did shows.