Howard's letter to Elias

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    No, not our Elias (I don't think).

    Mike Elias.

    Looking at his Instagram page (where this picture is posted) he apparently works at AGT and The X Factor.

    http://instagram.com/themikeelias#

    But why would Howard trust this young dude with his house????


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  2. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I know that our elias is in the construction trades in some way or another.
    If this was our elias?

    Someone would have fallen through a well hidden trap door by now... :hhh:
     
  3. ilovebacon

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    "I sent him a nice note, Robin."
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Mike? Working in the house?
    Not Miguel?

    :bigthink
     
  5. SalsMasterShake

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    :haha:

    Our Elias made a party in Howard's honor at Chimney Manor? :facepalm:

    Say it ain't so, Elias. Say it ain't so! :bigcry:

    Why didn't you just give Howard one of your pens and call it a day?
     
  6. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    look at his retarded stationery. :facepalm:

    what a self-obsessed douche of the highest order.
     
  7. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Here's his photo.

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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :rofl:
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    alcoholic. look at all the booze behind him. what is he, 12?
     
  10. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    is that girl an amputee? :wtf:
     
  11. SalsMasterShake

    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    Oh, give the kid a break, Bye.

    He's dating an amputee. Poor girl. :tears:

    (would still bang, 1 arm or 2)
     
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    Damn it!

    :ninja:
     
  13. Wigward Hairhat

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    Three words* : Beer can thick.

    Also I think it says it all that Howard chooses to have a signature that's almost as big as the note itself. Talk about self-obsessed.

    (* = I'd have thought two words, but hey I always see it written that way)
     
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    Howard: "I wrote it on my own stationery, Robin. You know, so Elias can frame it as a memento."

    Robin: "Oh Howard, you're so thoughtful!"

    Booey: "Zzzzzzzzzz"
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Who is Hamal Stern?
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    isnt it obvious? :sgay:
     
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    :haha:

    I think it's the same guy that has "6iahca" tattooed on his arm!
     
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    HI GUYS, this is Howard. I love typing in huge fonts. How big is your cock?

    hamal stern
     
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    Mike is Howard's "Trim Coordinator."
     
  20. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    :rofl:

    I'm in the garage working on some shitty pens as it were, and I grabbed my phone to hop on and take a break.

    I was laughing my ass off at just the TITLE. :eek: