Howard's life is so perfect even his shit doesn't smell anymore

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by kicksave7, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. kicksave7

    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm: A lengthy discussion of his perfectly formed non smelling turds this morning topped off with another description of his anorexic 18 yr. old model diet....steamed fish, steamed veggies, no carbs, no sugar...although he does have a half a whole wheat bagel with egg white omelet. I'm going to laugh my ass off someday when finds out he has super high levels of mercury in his blood stream from eating only fish.
     
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    Darkblue Active Member

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    How many threads on this topic do you intend to start?
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Looks like someone had a seizure on the Create New Thread button. :jj:
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    steamed fish and veggies with no seasoning no taste = :gross:
     
  6. kicksave7

    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    Had trouble with the first post...so I reposted asshole.
     
  7. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    yeah but his ear wax reeks
     
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    Evidently not that much trouble since it posted.
     
  9. kicksave7

    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    Go figure..my bad. Will I be chastised endlessly over this fuck up? Like no one on here except me has ever had a computer glitch or freeze.
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    No good food. Minimal sex. Wife usually out flirting with other men at red carpet events. No friends. Kids not around. Sitting in bed watching TV every night. Constantly in fear of disease. Can't go out in public w/o bodyguards for fear of abuse. Despised by his old fans.

    Yep, money does buy happiness.
     
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    Howard should eat some asparagus.
     
  12. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    here is my problem with the bald pelican pontificating about diet and wellness which is also the part that the "regular man" doesn't get. That fucking stork has a private chef who will cook anything that cum guzzler wants and it doesn't even have to be the same thing that dumb cunt he married wants to eat they will each get whatever they demand. The rest of us have to compromise with our families what they all want to eat and settle with something for dinner because we don't have chefs. Secondly, either we or our significant others have to prepare the meal for everyone after 8 hours of work, which is what Wiggy works in a week, and maybe we don't have the time to check nutritional charts every time we eat. HOWARD HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW CONDESCENDING AND PRETENTIOUS IT IS TO BERATE OTHERS EATING HABITS. That bald skeleton thinks he is a man of the people when in reality he is an out of touch rich douchebag.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I am so tired some nights when I get home that I am lucky to microwave some oatmeal or something.

    Steamed fresh fish and veggies aren't even in my stratosphere of thinking.
     
  14. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    But it's only 11 minutes in the microwave. :dontknow:
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    exactly this is why he fucking sucks. he berates people for what they eat when he has a fucking chef! his delusional that he is a regular guy might be his only funny bit in years.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    if you have little children to feed there is no way they will eat that. the budget in my house can only accommodate one entree for the family per meal.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :secret: it was a joke referencing Howard microwaving lasagna for 11 minutes.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Ha!

    Also, who wants a house that smells like fish and broccoli for the next 72 hours. No thanks.

    I actually do cook a lot. But like many others here, it's family entree stuff that will also produce leftovers for other meals.

    Howard hasn't lived on planet earth in 30 years now
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Jesus people, IT WAS A JOKE!
     
  20. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    hey I'm sorry that flew over my head. my bad I'm just angry at the pretentious wig. :)