Howards Lisp

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  1. MelroseLarry#1

    MelroseLarry#1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I listened to the replay of the Wig screeching about J LO because she finds him hideous and revolting.

    His lisp is really as bad as Ralph's.

    Is this purely because of big false white chompers, or is this a natural result of lusting for beer can thick ?
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's his love for beer can size cock.
     
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    Hamster Well-Known Member

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    "...In a thenthse..."
     
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    Definitely this.
     
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    Not a lisp but more of a slur. His S's have L's in them from his dentures.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    He lisps for us.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

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    Was watching some Channel 9 shows.
    He always had that, even with his real teeth.
    His dental arch is odd.
     
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    also anyone notice listening to replays how many times he takes words that start sn- and pronounces it like "shhhn" - like instead of "snot" he says "shhnotting" all over the place. and instead of snooze, shhhnooze
     
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    Jew thing?
    (Or half-Jew thing?)
     
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    RF76 Well-Known Member

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    In all honesty it could be an sinus issue. I suffer from the same thing sporadically.
     
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    If the 'stories' he's told us about his childhood dental experiences are true (no Novocain or painkillers) then maybe the lisp is a rethult of that. His mom says that never happened though, right? So many lies from that guy, who can tell? I just treat his every word and action as though they come from a script.
     
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    You've thaid it all!
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Well he had his teeth done before filming private parts so that can't be causing his speech impediment right Robin.
     
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    Who would have thought a lisp would be an STD
     
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    It's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.
     
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    He can't enunciate properly with his new giant teeth, & the slurring is 10x worse when he's fired up about something. He's a vomit.
     
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    Horselisperer
     
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    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKs
     
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    My voice is my instrument, Robin.
     
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