Howard's lithsp is getting out of control!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Just listen to anytime he says a word with an "s" in it.....When you hear it.......you will shit brickths! :c
     
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    Which lisp is gayer, the regular "sth" lisp, or the slushy Ralph type?
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    I think it's the same, only without "compression".
     
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    Today, he sounded much like Ralph......Sucks fer me cuz now I am hyperfocused on it... and boy is it obviouthsh
     
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    If it's the Ralph type, shouldn't it be more obvioushss than obviouthsh?
     
  6. Chuck Kongo

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    There were some serious "smacking" sounds going on in the part of the show I actually listened to today.

    Jeebus Christ was it annoying. Was he eating peanut butter during the show?

    I think it's probably his new big fake choppers at war with his mouth that are creating all of these new and even more pronounced sound effects.
     
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    Howard is a vomit
     
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    :c
     
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    Drinking wine and taking Ambien on a daily basis will dehydrate a mo-fo, so those new choppers gots no lubrication
     
  10. Peau de Soie

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    Orange Juice.
     
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    I see your orange juice and raise you dry oatmeal.
     
  12. Chuck Kongo

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    ^There might be something to this.

    He's actually making that sound he used to make fun of Baba Booey for when Gary would wake up on the plane and want his orange juice.
     
  13. Macro57

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    It bugs me too. Sounds something like his Ralph impression when he occasionally does Ralph bashing bits.
    Howard's new teeth now have him stuck doing a permanent Ralph impression for the rest of his life. Karma is a bitch.
     
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    True dat
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Maybe ith taketh time to adjust to the new teef.
     
  16. Ruffypup

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    bmp
     
  17. Mr Ed

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    Every Impression (except Clinton) that Howard does, he learned as a kid

    Howard's "Ralph Impression" is really an impression Howchie learned as a kid: Snagglepuss (aka Staggletooth in his earliest appearances). Howard has even referred to Ralph as being a Snagglepuss or Snaggletooth.

    His "Scott the Engineer" impression is another Howchie learned as a kid: "Popeye" (well, the voice is Popeye, with additional Scott vocalizations thrown in).

    "Ted Kennedy" is really JFK. Howchie uses it interchangeably for JFK, Bobby, and Ted.

    His "British" accent (he only does one, a combo Liverpool meets Cockney) is, of course, from the Beatles.

    His "dot head Indian" is possibly from Johnny Quest (Hadji), with a little Gunga Din thrown in.

    He doesn't seem to remember how to do Arab ("Sand Reggie") anymore. These days, it sounds like his dot head.

    French? Pepe Le Pew (which seems to be where he got his "Love Voice" from, as well)

    Mexican/Latino/general Hispanic? Speedy Gonzales.

    Mama Lookaboobooday is probably some porch monkey from his old neighborhood.

    His parents? He's been imitating them since he was tiny.

    I'm not sure when he learned to do "Out of the Closet Stern" but it sounds like he hung around with plenty of gays to pick it up. It might be his most recent voice, other than Clinton.

    So, the only modern impression he's learned (which, listening to the radio at the time, it was clear he had taken lessons during a vacation, as when they left, he couldn't do it, when they came back from vacation, he suddenly had a full fledged version) is Bill Clinton.

    But wait, Howard Invented everything, so all of those cartoon shows must have been stealing from him.
     
  18. TheHighHat

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    I heard it during the first clip with the new choppers, and I can't un-hear it now.

    thufferin' thuccatash!
     
  19. Mike in Houston

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    I was just going to say...
     
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