Howard's Marfans syndrome and his inability to engage in sex

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  1. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    Howard's gender altering syndrome has rendered him incapable of fully engaging in homosexual and/ or heterosexual sex, consequently, he can not produce children without the use of artificial insemination
     
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    You lie!
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    Any proof? Or did you get a memo from the Illuminati?
     
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    Funny, but if you put any credence in Winst/Joner1's "insider info," back in the 90s on the stern newsgroup and a porno site he was asserting that Howard was having regular extramarital relations with Savannah, and I believe a few others. Are you saying that if he's full of shit about this, it's likely he's full of shit in general?

    http://tinyurl.com/nymlstm
     
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    In 1981, Howard went into extreme details about his micro genitally, and the subsequent inability to engage in intercourse with Alison. Howard said his genitals were internal and micro in size, consequently, he was unable to piss while standing, he was unable to produce more than a micro droplet of seamen, in order to become stimulated, he engaged in the female form of masturbation, i.e., "rub one out", bdsm with role playing...
     
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    Howard's target audience of the late 80's to the late 90's was comprised of white male heterosexuals, out of necessity, he constructed a facade of an hyper sexual alpha male, moreover, he never allowed himself to be in a situation, wherein, he would be required/ expected to engage in intercourse, be it, whores in the studio, at his bachelor pad, and at scores night club...
     
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    bump
     
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    Why are you bumping your own thread and quoting yourself? You seem in need of attention....you and beef would be a nice match
     
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    Goddamn ...I can't even remember back that far!
    Is Winst actually "Joner1"?
    I find Winst to be an incredible cipher of bullshit or scary insider-information.
    I can't make up my mind.
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yes, Winst is/was Joner1. He did admit this somewhere in the Scott Ostrosky thread.

    And Sky....Howard says lots of outrageous things in a self-deprecating way, why would you pick this as the one thing to believe is true about him?
     
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    Did he write as well as he writes now? Same kind of style and shit?
    Jesus -I'm starting believe that everyone is either Mlaw or Sammyr. :scream:
     
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    The year was 1981, Howard had not yet perfected his public persona, consequently, on several occassions, he would reveal his true self, I would have preferred to not know about his disabilities
     
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    He may have Madonna Whore complex. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna–whore_complex
    Howard has said that Beth is his best friend and as Norm MacDonald said on the show once: "I don't want to fuck my friend. That's weird."
     
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    beth is howard's alter ego, she is the embodiment of what he desires to be...the object of men and women fantasies, a thing to be worshiped, perfection incarnate...
     
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    This is all I can say....If you watch "Private Parts"......When Hamptons is walking down the hall to confront Pig Vomit for shutting down his show....Think it was the massage from the nude chick.....He's wearing those sheer assed shorts that we all wore back in the 80's....
    Remember those ladies? Well, Call me what you will......Hamptons was "Packing" What appeared to be the average male sexual organ......Sorry, But the Marfans thingy don't apply.....And I'm pretty sure Hamptons got his prodigy the old fashioned, Biblical way..............
     
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    you probally deny climate change because your a/c unit works in your double wide trailer...
     
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    I don't know where the idea that small genitalia are a symptom of Marfan syndrome comes from. Here's what the Mayo Clinic says may be the signs of this disorder:
    • Tall and slender build
    • Disproportionately long arms, legs, fingers and toes
    • A breastbone that protrudes outward or dips inward
    • A high, arched palate and crowded teeth
    • Heart murmurs
    • Extreme nearsightedness
    • An abnormally curved spine
    • Flat feet
    http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/marfan-syndrome/basics/symptoms/con-20025944

    I knew a guy in college who died before junior year from Marfan. I never saw his junk, but I do know women he dated, and none of them ever said a thing about anything abnormal, even after he died. I don't know about his sex life, but he seemed like a normally horny young man to me.
     
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    there are varying degrees of marfans syndrome, Howard bought up the subject of marfans after he visited a doctor about his constant back/ groin pain. Furthermore, Howard has spoken at length about his propensity to grow breast if he doesn't fast/ exercise, his narrow shoulders, wide hips, long arms/legs, eye problems, deformed teeth, weak chin, and his micro sized testicles/penis
     
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    Probably the most accurate assessment of the Beth/Howard dynamic ever posted.
    At least for today.
    So far.
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    I don't mean to give you a hard time about this, but I've searched and searched, including the NIH website and the Marfan Syndrome Foundation website and can't find a single reference to genital abnormalities (or the propensity to grow breasts, narrow shoulders, wide hips, deformed teeth, weak chin). Marfan's is a disorder of the connective tissue, not something glandular. Can you tell me where you're getting your information? Thanks.