Howard's Marionette Lines

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Aug 14, 2015.

  1. DogStar69

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    He looks like The Howard Puppet.
     
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    And that's shopped to shit.

    Look at nemo's gif of him on the boat, holy jeez!
     
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    always with that stupid pose....i'm surprised he hasn't filled those lines yet. he'd be able to lose more weight and keep his girlish figure.
    the thinner he becomes, the more pronounced those lines. i'd prefer him to lose more weight, i never get tired of looking at his body. i want him to drop another 20 lbs.
     
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    What is the logic behind that pose? Is he pretending to pray? I can't come up with any reason a person would do that pose.
     
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    I seriously think it's as easy as him not having a fucking clue about what to do with his hands. Every time you see him out and about he NEVER knows where to put them, thus looking like an awkward dick.

    He's a human praying mantis with a fake Jew fro and a gold digger wife. Ahh, the life...
     
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    Showing off his shiny buff, of course.
     
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    What does he think? He's one of Charlie's Angels? Bet when Wig dresses as a woman, he makes Beth do Angel poses with him.
     
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    Wouldn't you just gross out having somebody else's hair attached to you?. I've got the same clip ins the moose always has on and when I wear them I just flip out. It's somebody's else's hair!! Eww it flies around and touches your skin...

    Howard has quite an elaborate system that he can't even wash himself. I'm sure it never dries properly and he's got a gross scalp. And then superwoman has a manicure. Yuck.

    I hope it takes mooose hours to get him off. I'd like to know it really earns its calf manna.


    F mutt
     
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    ...:spit: :hilarious:
     
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    Yeah, maybe since he's under the impression that he has nice hands he tries to feature them. It's weird, whatever it is.
     
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    He could just put them in his front or even back pants pockets. :dontknow:
     
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    I hope he gets down to his original weight. 6 pounds 9 ounces.
     
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    That's why he's holding his hands like that.
     
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    That is a term I shouldn't even know . Just knowing it makes me feel gay . I so pissed at the Wig the day he said that on the air and made us all a little gay for hearing that shit .
     
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    I'm a woman and I'd never heard it before.

    Howard Stern is giant pelican face fag.


    :lol: my Doytch impression.
     
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    his eyes look dead... Like a great white shark's eyes, like doll eyes :grad:

     
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    Nothing like a 61 year old with rockstar hair. If he just let nature take its course, he'd be happier today.