Howard's microwave problems.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Jan 25, 2012.

  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    I hope whoever handles his food sticks their finger in their ass and rubs it on his food and spits in it.
     
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    It really showed how out of touch he is with reality when he can't use a microwave because it's used by regular people.
     
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    It doesn't make sense, he has more issues with a staff member getting his food together than some immigrant worker at a restaurant that probably re-heats shit from the day before since Howard wants the lunch menu when the restaurant is still serving breakfast.
     
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    Ray: What did you do to get a tummy ache Howard, did you tell those nice boys that help you that you want your own private microwave, meh, they are gonna stick their fingers in their ass and rub it on your food and you will get the runs.
     
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    I'm surprised Howard eats anything someone else makes, he should be bringing in rice cakes and his own water. Howard, people are fucking with your food, bwah ha ha. Batshit crazy jerkoff.
     
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    Id pay good money to be able to rub his turkey meat balls all over my taint and corn hole before Private Chef Alan fed him dinner!

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    He won't eat Beth's ass, but he has eaten Ralph's and a lot of cooks ass, indirectly. Howard is the king of ass to mouth.
     
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    ground turkey, so bland, so bland, now he eats only fish meatballs.
     
  10. flailingfish

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    He truly needs to believe that Beth shits only once a month.