Stern Show Howard's morning routine

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 19, 2016.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Old man thinks cats are kittens....Beth with the dopey laugh
     
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    I'm picturing him in his underwear? :umm: Is that the deal here?
     
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    What a wanker.
     
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    Never forget girls, a dog taught your father how to love...

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    Well, at least now we know he's doing something important those 250 days a year he doesn't show up for work.

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    3 very acceptable face targets for my monster load. 1, 2, annnnnnd 3.

    *Edit, that was a typo, should have said, I want a caramel macchiato
     
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    Why is the fourth sister never included in these pictures?

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    Underpants party, Jerry.
     
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    what a fucking asshole
     
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    Gilbert's cantoring immediately started playing in my head when I saw this pic.

    "oy vey schmear......."
     
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    Every cat video I have heard Stern speak in, he sounds like the robot from Lost in Space.
     
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    What a fag! :doh:
     
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    Make room for Daddy!

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    It's that Beff's retarded cackle in the background?
     
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    Every time I see a picture of Gunk in drag, the look in his eyes say "This is my true self."
     
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    The reason for this is twofold: Howard can show off his "best" feature, his feet :rolleyes: :puke:, and can show that he's in the same room as his wife in a state of at least partial undress, which implies intimacy/a real marriage.

    The truth, as always, is far more gruesome: Beth channels all non-red carpet event/celebrity party interaction with Howard through those fucking cats.

    "now pick up the fishing rod and make with the dangle, grandpa!"
     
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    Did Alan Alda voice this over for a faceless Wigarace - or does he use his Darth Vader and Black Manta voice modulator on Instagram too??
     
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    :haha:
    Does that gaywad shave his pelican legs now too???

     
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