Howard's Most Delusional Moments.

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  1. Mugsy

    Mugsy Well-Known Member

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    What are his greatest moments of insane delusion? Besides the "I invented ...." I know there will be jokes, but let's try to make a real list.
     
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    OK everybody, mugsy wants you to put on yer thinkn caps

    go
     
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    "People will listen to me mailing in a show two days a week"
     
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    Beth has never had plastic surgery or botox...
     
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    1.)I invented street interviews.
    2.)Always talking about creating new television shows. Producing movies.
    3.)Ralph's penis tasting bad. He knows he likes it.
     
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    I have a serious campaign to be the Governor of New York.
     
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    "Robin, Beffs brothers were huge fans of mine for years, but Beff didnt know who I was when we met." Is that why her mother hung up when when beff told mama felon who she was dating?
     
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    I will sue those muthrrfuckers "lose" I will appeal . " LOSE AGAIN"

    Start doing the bare minimum as required by contract to punish those mutherfuckers
    Does not realise the fans don't care about marble grabs , we just want to be entertained
     
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    It's even worse than that - now he claims he would have won if he stayed in the race.
     
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    Well, he was right about that. A lot of people here listen to the show and vehemently whine about it.
     
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    Beth loves me.

    took 11 posts for this?
     
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    "Robin, I am getting married again"
     
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    Nailed chicks constantly at summer camp, plus models in college...
     
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    "Artie, you're my bro"
     
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    [video=youtube;NZwXN5OgikA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NZwXN5OgikA[/video]
     
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    That he was Artie's "bro". He totally knew what he was doing during the Artie Teddy fight. And way to just black list Artie after he tried to kill himself.
     
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    I am America's judge. Right Robin?
     
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    Howard Stern: High School Years will be a huge hit!