Howard's Multiple Comments About Motherhood Today

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard mentioned twice today how hard it is to be a good mother. The impending arrival of the Kimmel's kid probably has Beth yearning to fill that wasteland between her thighs. I love how he "observes" women and decides how they are not fit for motherhood, observations from a man who never parented his own three children and who doesn't even get a card on Father's Day.

    MarksFriggin:

    Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said that Gary and Jon Hein are always talking about how hard their wives work at home. He wondered if the wives talk about their husbands like that. Howard said that being a mother is the hardest job in the world. He said he has seen Jon and Gary's children and if he was married to those women he'd be the same way. King was laughing. Howard said he'd bring them flowers every night if he were those two. Howard said Mary Dell'Abate is an excellent mother. He said that is the key to raising the next generation


    Robin read about how the first lady said that she didn't easily transition into motherhood. She had her first kid at 40 and she needed some time away from her child. Howard said he's not sure that's a good thing to admit to your child. Howard said he observes everyone and most of these women are not built for motherhood. Robin asked who is going to have babies then. Howard said that he's not saying he's any better but he didn't tell them to have kids. Howard said there are some shitty mothers out there. He said they're out drinking all day and they're all bullshit artists. He said there are a couple that are good but very few. He said that those kids are all doomed. Howard said that these mothers are very selfish and emotionally unstable. He said it's pathetic. Robin said there are no regulations on people who have kids. Howard said if he were president he'd have a psychological exam that they'd have to take to be a parent. Howard said that 90 percent of them would fail.
     
  2. Anfkid

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    Howard has all these insights because he IS a woman.
     
  3. RonHeinzkaboot

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    it would have been great if he said...
    "and I applaud you Robin for not having kids, because you cannot keep a calm household, you're not built for it'
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...he didnt appreciate allison being a good mother but he has praise for mary dellabate and john heins wife. freds wife, not mentioned in the mother of the year commentary. :bigthink:
     
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    His comments really pissed me off. Who are these shitty mothers that he knows?? Drinking all day.... Is he passively aggressively referring to his own barren womb wife??
     
  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    That's what I was thinking too, he's not exactly "observing" the welfare moms of the Bronx, so is he implying the women of the upper west side and the Hamptons are unfit mothers with alcohol abuse issues?
     
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    I think he was talking about Sal and Richard's wives.
     
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    Is he talking about Hilaria Baldwin?
     
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    I think he was talking about Stuttering John's ex wife
     
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    I think he's saying Beth drinks all day and is a bullshit artist but at least she's not a mother
     
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    it's interesting that Beef has to always refer to herself as a mother in her social media bios
    and Howard, who rarely talks about his kids, is an authority on parenthood.

    He is so pro-woman but how many women are on his staff? In those group photos, all I see is fat jewish guys.

    His shrink prescribes for him to see "The Glass Menagerie" and he should be commenting on mothers.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Leave it to a father who wasn't built for fatherhood to point out which mothers weren't built for motherhood.
     
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    This. That fucking asshole is such a piece of fucking shit. He didn't bring Allison flowers everyday so did she do a shit job? Hey Wiggy how about those nights you spent fucking that block of wood you left your family for? Did Allison do a good job explaining why you were no where to be find during that time? Is that flower worthy? That fucking scourge has no fucking business discussing anyone else's families especially families that were not broken by a shitty cheating cocksucker.
     
  15. Bethstampon

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    Yes he is talking precisely about Hilaria Baldwin and "observing" is a word that he uses to passive aggressively talk about Beefy too. Sounds just like Rae. "I observe‚Äč these kids's muthas you hang out with".
     
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    Howard's views on what it takes to be a good mother make as much sense as a priest telling engaged couples how to have a successful marriage.

    Go back to what you know, Wiggy: buying douchey, over priced, age inappropriate clothing from Varvatos.
     
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    Not every woman needs to shit out a kid to feel self-worth.
     
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    These "Gary's domestic life" bits were always fun and funny.

    [video=youtube;d44Bglc_YOg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d44Bglc_YOg[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;rwPg2oarG_c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPg2oarG_c[/video]
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...and the ones that dont need to dont spend their time photographing their "babies" in a crib while dressed in an apron feeding said "babies" with a baby bottle. :crazy: