Howard mentioned twice today how hard it is to be a good mother. The impending arrival of the Kimmel's kid probably has Beth yearning to fill that wasteland between her thighs. I love how he "observes" women and decides how they are not fit for motherhood, observations from a man who never parented his own three children and who doesn't even get a card on Father's Day. MarksFriggin: Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said that Gary and Jon Hein are always talking about how hard their wives work at home. He wondered if the wives talk about their husbands like that. Howard said that being a mother is the hardest job in the world. He said he has seen Jon and Gary's children and if he was married to those women he'd be the same way. King was laughing. Howard said he'd bring them flowers every night if he were those two. Howard said Mary Dell'Abate is an excellent mother. He said that is the key to raising the next generation Robin read about how the first lady said that she didn't easily transition into motherhood. She had her first kid at 40 and she needed some time away from her child. Howard said he's not sure that's a good thing to admit to your child. Howard said he observes everyone and most of these women are not built for motherhood. Robin asked who is going to have babies then. Howard said that he's not saying he's any better but he didn't tell them to have kids. Howard said there are some shitty mothers out there. He said they're out drinking all day and they're all bullshit artists. He said there are a couple that are good but very few. He said that those kids are all doomed. Howard said that these mothers are very selfish and emotionally unstable. He said it's pathetic. Robin said there are no regulations on people who have kids. Howard said if he were president he'd have a psychological exam that they'd have to take to be a parent. Howard said that 90 percent of them would fail.