Howard's New Chompers

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by William Shirtner, Aug 27, 2015.

  1. William Shirtner

    William Shirtner Well-Known Member

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    It is hard to see them in the wild. I managed to find this picture after scrolling through many AGT photos.
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    Before and After
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    Lament, enjoy, discuss...
     
  2. June DeMay

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    Is Ralph dressing Beth now? She looks the fool.
     
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    Teefuses!!! :cheer:
     
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    Are these "newer" new teeth?
     
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    So you're "breaking the news" about something discuss here ad nauseam for years now?
    Nice job, Brokaw jr.
     
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    :hehe:
     
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    Or would it be brokeJAW?

    Dan Denture?
     
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    no
     
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    @Bye You! told me that was a "flipper" and that his old work is super cheesy.
     
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    He looks more effeminate overall in the "after" vs the "before" you posted. I don't think it's just the teeth. If you look around his mouth I almost suspect he really did have a lift of some sort? Or is his nose more refined? If he did the teeth for AGT what else would this incredibly insecure man do before being on network television? AGT was really the first time I started to think he looked grandma-esque. There's still something vaguely quasi-sexy about him in the before. Just a very teeny teeny bit, don't get me wrong lol he's never been handsome in my eyes :happyno:. But the after? He really looks like a freak of nature now. Can't just be the teeth and wig? What say you Shed??
     
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    What the fuck is she wearing? It looks like a strong hurricane wind is blowing her shirt up against her bridle.
     
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    I'll address this In depth later :hw:
     
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    I'll address this later, too.
     
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    I can see why Toni pushed Howard into bangs. His exposed forehead makes you stare at it and start asking questions like, "So where does the hairline actually start? All I see is cascading waves with no point of origin." The bangs help deflect.
     
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    Oh please let me know when you do. I'm fascinated by this and will wait with bated breath :happywave::thumbup2: Lol
     
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    he's had EVERYTHING done to that face. nothing helps.
     
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    Good eye. I missed that the bangs are new too. Definitely not a good look. Not that the former was a good look either haha
    Curly bangs on a dude lol
     
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