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  1. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Goo fuh you! Gold

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    Spy Shots & Specs on the new limo being built for Wignuts :coffee:




    Caught Testing: 2013 Lincoln MKT Limousine - Spy Shots

    Coming soon to a prom near you.

    By Nick Kurczewski February 23, 2012 / Photos by Chris Doane Automotive

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    If you have a wedding to plan or a prom to chaperone, you'll want take a look at the 2013 Lincoln MKT limousine caught testing by our spy photographers. The shape of your next stretched limo is about to be drastically altered, as Lincoln finally retires the long-serving Town Car from duty. The full-size rear-wheel-drive luxury sedan is finally coming to the end of its road—the Panther platform it's based on dates back to the Carter presidency. Lincoln clearly needed a substitute, and the MKT crossover is being prepped to fill the role.

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    2013 Lincoln MKT Limousine




    Goodbye Town Car
    While it's long overdue for replacement, the rugged body-on-frame Town Car has been a favorite of taxi and limo companies for many years. The white MKT limo spotted by our photographers appears to be very much a work in progress, with a strange-looking center section that looks like it was borrowed from a Boeing. The nose on this prototype also appears to be taken from the last generation MKT; the new MKT has a finer grille and slimmer headlights.

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    2013 Lincoln MKT Limousine




    Gone is the 4.6-liter V-8 engine found in the Town Car. Instead, the MKT limo will be powered by a 3.7-liter V-6 coupled to a 6-speed automatic, and there will be a choice of front- or all-wheel-drive. It seems likely that Lincoln will offer a version of the twin-turbocharged EcoBoost 3.5-liter V-6, though nothing has been officially confirmed. We are absolutely certain, however, that rear legroom will not be an issue.






    ...looks like a stretch soccer mom car.

    What do you guys think?

    :peek:(edit: check out page 4 post #75 for better pics of a complete Lincoln MKT limo)
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/57069-Howard-s-New-Limo?p=3429264&viewfull=1#post3429264
     
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  3. One Fat Vegan

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    Looks pretty retarded. But then again, I am jealous as fuck.
     
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    That's quite honest of you. :jj:
     
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    i don't see how it can ride or handle good with that wheelbase.

    am i jealous of his money? f yeah.
    would i ride in that limo if i had his money? f no
     
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    Who in the fuck still rides around in a stretch to get from point A to B ?
     
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    Nothing will ever beat the Town Car.
     
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    I just don't get how Howard trusts an 80 yr old angry midget with bi-focals to drive him around. :scratch:

    More power to him, though.

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    Yeah, Town Car's are sweet...don't you own one?
     
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    Yes and it has been by far the best car i have ever owned.
     
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    [video=youtube;xGgGQ2ltr6M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGgGQ2ltr6M[/video]
     
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    Nice!
     
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    [video=youtube;bZhCn9FeZ3I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZhCn9FeZ3I[/video]
     
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    big waste of money.
    seems like he recently got the last one.
     
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    does it have a cock something or other??
     
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    pet cock...correction..
     
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    I'm sure Howard will pet tons of cock back there. :coffee:
     
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    Do the car seats have dildos popping out of 'em? :dontknow:
     
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    Here's one in black...

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